America's Big 250: Fourth of July with Cypress Drivers

America's Big 250: Fourth of July with Cypress Drivers
Released 07/01/2026
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Two hundred and fifty years. America has been doing this for two hundred and fifty years and we are celebrating it the only way we know how on the Cypress Truck Lines Podcast. In Episode 26 Marcus brings back two of the show's most beloved guests, Tony Miller and Kevin Barritt, for a Fourth of July special that is exactly as fun as it sounds from start to finish. Firework stories. Childhood shenanigans. Eye-popping Fourth of July stats that will make you think twice before you light the next one. A genuine moment of appreciation for the veterans who made every single one of these celebrations possible. And most importantly the introduction of what is absolutely going to become the world's new favorite way to refer to a hot dog. Pig missiles. Tony and Kevin adopt the phrase immediately and there is no going back from there. This is not a serious episode. It was not supposed to be. It is a celebration of America, the open road, the people who drive it, and the holiday that reminds all of us why this country is worth being proud of. New episodes drop every Wednesday. Subscribe now and pass the pig missiles.

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Two hundred and fifty years ago a group of very stubborn Americans looked at the most powerful empire on Earth and said no thanks, we are going to try this on our own, and somehow against every odd imaginable it worked, and in Episode 26 of the Cypress Truck Lines Podcast Marcus celebrates America's 250th birthday the only way he knows how, bringing back two of the show's most beloved guests, Tony Miller and Kevin Barritt, for a Fourth of July special built on fireworks stories, questionable childhood decisions involving explosives, a genuine moment of appreciation for the veterans who made all of it possible, some eye popping holiday stats, and the introduction of a phrase that is never going away again. Pig missiles.

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The spirit that is still rolling down American highways: Marcus opens Episode 26 with a cold open that ties the entire 250 year story of America directly to the open road. It is in every veteran who raised their right hand. It is in every family gathering around the grill. It is in every truck driver crossing this nation one mile at a time. While most people celebrate freedom for a weekend, truck drivers help deliver it every single day. If America moves, Marcus says, it is because a truck driver moved first.

The arrival of pig missiles: Tony and Kevin introduce the phrase early and never look back. Marcus teases it in the cold open and lets it land properly once the drivers are in the room. By the end of the episode pig missiles has fully replaced hot dogs in the vocabulary of everyone involved and Marcus leans into it for the rest of the show, including working it into his safety message at the very end.

Fireworks gone sideways: Tony and Kevin trade stories about Fourth of July mishaps from years past, including Kevin's bush stomping incident that Marcus brings back up in the outro as a reminder of how fast a fun night can turn into a problem. The stories are funny in hindsight but Marcus uses them as a natural bridge into real firework safety advice without ever losing the lighthearted tone of the episode.

The fireworks industry runs on trucking: Marcus shares a detail that connects this holiday directly back to the trucking industry. The American Pyrotechnics Association receives special federal trucking exemptions around July 4th because moving fireworks becomes such a massive nationwide operation. The Macy's Fourth of July celebration alone plans to launch 85,000 fireworks shells in a single display, and that is before accounting for every other major city and every family loading up a camp trailer with $500 or $1,000 worth of their own show.

Three presidents and one date: Marcus shares one of the most genuinely surprising stats of the episode. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on July 4th, 1826, exactly fifty years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe died on July 4th five years later in 1831. Three founding era presidents, all on the Fourth of July. Marcus calls it morbid but undeniably poignant.

Only one generation gets this: Marcus closes the stats segment with the number that matters most. America is turning 250 and only one generation in the entire history of the country gets to celebrate its semiquincentennial. That is this generation, right now, this year. 150 million hot dogs, billions of dollars in fireworks, and 340 million Americans later, Marcus says the bet those stubborn Americans made 250 years ago on an idea called freedom has clearly paid off.

Safety wrapped in celebration: True to form Marcus does not let the fun episode end without a safety reminder, and he delivers it with the same humor that carried the whole show. Keep a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher nearby. Take firework safety seriously. Be smart about how many pig missiles and how many beers you have if you are celebrating. One fun night should never be allowed to ruin a career, especially a career that helps make it possible for America to reach its next 250 years.

From The Host

“This is exactly the kind of episode I think we need to do every single Fourth of July from here on out. Tony and Kevin came in, we had a blast, we introduced the world to pig missiles, and somewhere in the middle of all the laughing we actually landed on something real. Truck drivers deliver freedom every single day, not just on the weekend everybody else celebrates it. Only one generation gets to celebrate America's 250th birthday and that is us. Pretty cool when you break it down. Be safe out there this weekend, watch your fireworks, watch your pig missile consumption, and happy 250th, America.” — Marcus Bridges, Host

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1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:08,200 250 years ago, a group of very stubborn Americans looked at the most powerful empire 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:15,080 on Earth and said a few words that changed the world forever. Something along the lines of no 3 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:21,879 thanks. We're going to try this on our own. And somehow, against every odd imaginable, it 4 00:00:21,879 --> 00:00:28,080 worked. Two and a half centuries later, that same spirit is still rolling down our American 5 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:33,280 highways. It's in every veteran who raised their right hand and volunteered to protect this 6 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:40,080 country. It's in every family gathering around the grill on the 4th of July. It's in every 7 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:46,279 small town parade, every fireworks show, every American flag flapping from the back of a pickup 8 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:52,200 truck. And it's in every truck driver crossing this nation one mile at a time. 9 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:58,960 Because while most people celebrate freedom for a weekend, truck drivers help deliver it every 10 00:00:59,029 --> 00:01:05,989 single day. The food, the fuel, the steel, the lumber, the building supplies, the machinery, the 11 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:12,829 supplies that everybody needs. If America moves, it's because a truck driver moved first. 12 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:19,509 So today we're celebrating America's 250th birthday. The only way we know how. 13 00:01:20,309 --> 00:01:26,309 We're talking freedom. We're talking fireworks. We're talking questionable childhood decisions 14 00:01:26,309 --> 00:01:33,069 involving explosives. And probably most importantly, we're talking pig missiles. Happy 15 00:01:33,069 --> 00:01:35,789 birthday America! Let's light the fuze. 16 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:45,709 Countdown to the Cypress Truck Lines podcast starts now. 17 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:54,950 Your number one professional flatbed podcast here to deliver stories, safety updates and company 18 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:59,729 news directly to your ears. Let's get down to business. 19 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:11,049 How's the weather out there? Cypress and Sunbelt. Welcome to another episode of the Cypress Truck 20 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:17,809 Lines podcast. And a very special episode, if I do say so myself. In fact, I 21 00:02:18,009 --> 00:02:24,609 think that it's only, uh, it should be a thing that we do every single 4th of July special here on 22 00:02:24,609 --> 00:02:31,529 this. We're going to go with some party horns. I mean, the 250th. Birthday that definitely warrants 23 00:02:31,529 --> 00:02:38,329 party horns. Uh, I got an eagle screech here for you. Love it, love it. How about 24 00:02:38,329 --> 00:02:44,969 some, uh. How about some fireworks? Little bottle rocket action for you. And, of 25 00:02:44,969 --> 00:02:51,409 course, the most iconic, uh, quote from anybody ever that was fighting to protect our nation. Not 26 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:56,519 really, but this is kind of facetious of me. I just love the movie Independence Day. So much so I got 27 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:01,400 this for you too. Welcome to Earth. Right after he punches an alien in the face. You know, I always 28 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:06,679 have said if he just said. Welcome to Earth. After he slapped Chris Rock at that award show, 29 00:03:06,679 --> 00:03:11,039 everybody would have laughed it off. But no, you had to be all serious about it. You had to take a 30 00:03:11,039 --> 00:03:15,119 stand. I mean, all you had to do was drop the Welcome to Earth and everybody would have been 31 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:21,679 like, well, it's Will Smith. I mean, he fought the aliens. I digress. Welcome to our big 32 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:28,439 4th of July special here on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. We are celebrating America's 33 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:34,120 250th birthday today and I am pumped about it. We got a couple drivers that are going to come in 34 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:40,599 here and join us a little bit later for some nostalgic talk about Fourth of July's past, as 35 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:46,719 well as what it actually means to these guys. And we are going to introduce a new term to you that 36 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:51,800 you might have heard in the cold open and said, hey, what does that mean? Well, you'll find out. So 37 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,869 just stay tuned. Uh, we'll bring our drivers in here in just a moment. Now, obviously, I got to tell 38 00:03:56,869 --> 00:04:02,670 you about our website. It's the one stop shop for all things Cypress Truck Lines podcast. So make 39 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:08,989 sure to get over there and, uh, check out podcast.cypresstruck.com. But the one thing I really 40 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:15,350 want to put on your homework agenda today is to tell a friend, you know, you're going to hear Tony 41 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:20,789 and Kevin come in here and join us for this episode, and we're going to have a lot of fun. It's 42 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:27,310 a lot of laughs. Look for the for America's 250th birthday and the 4th of July. We're celebrating. 43 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:32,589 We're not talking a lot of the nuts and bolts of trucking here. Uh, and and it's fun. We get to have 44 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:36,589 fun doing this type of stuff. Like, there's a reason these guys are willing to come on and play 45 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:42,190 ball with me, and it's because it's a fun episode, but all of them are fun to a certain extent. We 46 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:48,109 tell some phenomenal stories on this podcast. We get really in depth. We'll give you time to let 47 00:04:48,109 --> 00:04:54,769 your story or your experience breathe and actually get out of it what you put into it. So 48 00:04:54,769 --> 00:04:59,809 tell a friend, if you're listening to this today and you know a driver that maybe hasn't looked it 49 00:04:59,809 --> 00:05:06,409 up, but you're enjoying it, I want you to tell that driver, hey, maybe the the big 4th of July special, 50 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:11,289 where we celebrate America's 250th birthday, is the one you want to check out because it's a 51 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:16,529 little bit goofy, it's a little bit off the wall, and it's a whole heck of a lot of fun, too. Well up 52 00:05:16,529 --> 00:05:22,729 with national pride with a microphone in your face. So tell a friend that's your homework today 53 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:28,649 and probably for the weeks to come. Tell a friend. Listen to the Cypress Truck Lines podcast and 54 00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:34,809 then head on over to the website podcast.cypresstruck.com and click that button where you can get in touch with 55 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:40,929 me if you want to be on this show. We welcome all comers. If you wear a Cypress Truck Line's logo, 56 00:05:40,970 --> 00:05:45,450 you are welcome on this show. I don't care if you're dispatch, I don't care if you're admin. I 57 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:50,760 don't care if you're out in the shop. Uh, maybe you're at CTC, maybe you're in orientation. It does 58 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:56,920 not matter. We will welcome you on this show. And of course, drivers get in here. Let's talk. Let's 59 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:02,079 have a little bit of fun on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. Tell a friend that's your homework 60 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:08,959 for today. Moving on. It's time. It's time to celebrate like no other 61 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:14,159 country can. And let me tell you something. Uh, with the World Cup in town, there's one thing that I 62 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:20,359 have noticed. And it is nobody really celebrates like America. And you're finding that out. You're 63 00:06:20,359 --> 00:06:27,079 hearing that from Europeans, from, uh, from various Asian countries. The Japanese are down in 64 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:33,320 Texas right now watching their team play soccer, and they are over the moon. I mean, they are 65 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:39,200 they're experiencing a culture shock that is years in the making. Uh, the culture down in Texas 66 00:06:39,239 --> 00:06:45,719 is very unique, and it is a state all of its own. Um, and you've got some people from Japan who 67 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:52,459 aren't used to that type of hospitality and man, I am eating it up on the social media websites. It 68 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:59,219 is so much fun to watch people come over here and start just, you know, having fun, 69 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:05,339 start living it up like Americans do. Because I've said it before and I'll say it again, uh, nobody 70 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:09,659 really does it better than we do over here. Okay. That's, you know, well, up with national pride. 71 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:15,539 That's fine. I have a microphone. I can say what I want here to a certain extent. Anyway, another 72 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:22,259 digression. Uh, let's bring our drivers in here because we have to introduce a new 73 00:07:22,260 --> 00:07:27,659 term into the lexicon. It's very important, especially for the 4th of July. And you'll find 74 00:07:27,659 --> 00:07:33,019 out why. Because I'm going to come back on the back end of this interview, and we're going to 75 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:39,859 talk some 4th of July stats, and you are going to be blown away by what I tell you. When 76 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:46,059 we start talking about the consumption that's going to happen over America's 250th birthday. I'm 77 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:51,209 so pumped about this episode. Let's get our Stars and Stripes hat on and get our two drivers in 78 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,329 here right now. 79 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:06,928 All right, welcome back in here to the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. And a big, happy 250th 80 00:08:06,929 --> 00:08:12,889 birthday that we're wishing today to these beautiful United States of America. Uh, it's a it's 81 00:08:12,890 --> 00:08:17,488 a big one right there, throwing block parties all the way across the country. We'll get into that 82 00:08:17,489 --> 00:08:22,130 here in just a little bit. Uh, but first we want to welcome the two guys that are joining us today, 83 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:26,649 and they have made appearances on this show before. We're always happy when we can get some 84 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:31,049 time to sit down with them. Please welcome to the show first, Mr. Kevin Barritt. Kevin, how are we 85 00:08:31,049 --> 00:08:36,010 doing out there today? I'm doing all right, Marcus. Sounds like you're baking on the blacktop a 86 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:42,968 little bit today. Oh, yeah. I'm here at the CTC Cypress Training Center. Trust 87 00:08:42,969 --> 00:08:49,079 in the process. Getting a nice suntan in the process. I imagine so. You know, every time I saw 88 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:54,479 Ken when I was actually on, uh, on station out there in Jacksonville, Ken always was wearing long, 89 00:08:54,520 --> 00:09:00,279 long pants and a long sleeve shirt. Uh, I have a feeling that is to, uh, basically shield himself 90 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:05,920 from the Florida heat out there. That's kind of the, uh, the the idea that I got out of the whole 91 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:10,560 thing. Yeah. They try to protect yourself a little bit from the sun instead of sitting out here 92 00:09:10,599 --> 00:09:15,359 baking in it. Yeah, for sure, man. And how long are you going to be over there? Do you know? Uh, at this 93 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:20,559 point, I don't know. It all depends on when when my hand heals and I'll get back in the truck. Okay. 94 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:25,639 Well, uh, here's to, uh, a speedy recovery for you. Because I know you'd rather be in the truck than 95 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:30,559 out there baking on the blacktop. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Thanks for joining us today, Kevin. 96 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:35,000 Always a pleasure to have you here. Uh, our other driver joining us, another guy that's been on this 97 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:40,039 show plenty. His name is Tony Miller. Tony, thank you so much for being here as well today, man. Hey, 98 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:44,619 Marcus, thank you very much for inviting me, sir. Kevin, how are you doing? I'm doing all right, Tony. 99 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:49,779 Now, uh, where are you doing today? What's your name? What's your. Name? 100 00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:57,099 Oh, man. I'll tell you guys, if I could, if I could say some of the jokes that are flung back and 101 00:09:57,099 --> 00:10:02,099 forth in the group text that I have with you guys on this show, I totally would, but it's never a 102 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:07,499 dull moment with you guys, and I really appreciate that. Now, uh, Tony, where are you joining us from 103 00:10:07,499 --> 00:10:13,699 today? I actually made it to Fort Myers, Florida today. I don't get to go home, but. 104 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:19,579 But you're there, is it? You're you're close to home. I am so close to home. Just can't go home 105 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:24,419 tonight. Okay. All right. Well, we appreciate the time. Uh, hopefully this will break up the monotony 106 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:29,979 a little bit for you. Um, I kind of am curious. I know it's off in the future a little bit, just so 107 00:10:29,979 --> 00:10:34,859 everybody knows here, and we're completely transparent. We are recording this episode, uh, a 108 00:10:34,859 --> 00:10:40,619 little bit before the actual 4th of July or the week that the 4th of July falls on. Um, you know, 109 00:10:40,659 --> 00:10:45,488 I'm going to take some vacation. I'm going off all next week. So I had to get this episode done 110 00:10:45,489 --> 00:10:52,048 before I left. And, uh, so it's a little bit strange for us to talk about all this, uh, patriotism and 111 00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:57,690 pageantry that surrounds the 4th of July. Uh, but, uh, what are you guys doing on the 4th of July? Are 112 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:02,049 you getting to take some time off? Are you getting home at least to spend time with your family? Tony, 113 00:11:02,049 --> 00:11:07,809 I'll start with you. Yep. My wife and I, um. She's already done the research. Uh, there's going to be 114 00:11:07,849 --> 00:11:13,770 fireworks at Fort Myers Beach, and we don't live far from there. And then just across the river. 115 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:20,369 Cape coral always has a nice Fort Myers, our 4th of July celebration. So we're actually going to go 116 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:27,249 across the bridge to Cape Coral to Red, white and uh, boom, they call it red white and boom. Red white 117 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:31,889 and boom I love it, I love it. How about you, Kevin? Uh, since you're over there at CTC, probably a 118 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:37,129 little bit easier for you to get home for the weekend festivities. Yeah, well, technically not, 119 00:11:37,169 --> 00:11:43,479 because I live four hours away, So most likely I'll probably be here. Okay, well, uh, maybe you 120 00:11:43,479 --> 00:11:50,039 should go tag along with Tony. Yeah, right. CTC will be closed, I'm sure, but I'll be here in 121 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:55,999 Jacksonville, so I'll find something to do. I'm sure. For sure, for sure. Well, that kind of leads me 122 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,599 to my next question, fellas, because I was thinking about it the other day, and as I was putting this 123 00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:07,389 episode together, one question that kept rising to the top for me was, what's your ideal 4th of 124 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:13,799 July celebration? What? What if everything worked out perfect? What would it be? And the reason I 125 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:20,158 came to that is because I was very fortunate as a kid. We grew up only six miles from an alpine lake, 126 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:25,799 did a lot of water skiing, a lot of wakeboarding on that lake. Um, I was a parasail boat captain out 127 00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:31,879 there for a few summers. Um, just spent so many hours on that lake. And that is where the firework 128 00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:37,319 display was, uh, for us. And and what we would do is always just jam pack. There were way too many 129 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:42,738 people. We would pull the boat out just before dusk, and we would barbecue up in the parking lot. 130 00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:47,820 And then once everybody poured out after the, uh, or before the fireworks, we would put our boat 131 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:54,059 back in and I would sit up on the wakeboard tower and watch the fireworks blow up over my head in 132 00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:58,939 this beautiful mountain lake setting. And I don't know that that was a more ideal place for me. It 133 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:04,059 was all where all my family was. All my friends were sitting in this beautiful location watching 134 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:10,059 these fireworks. So I want to present that question to you guys. What is the absolute ideal 135 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:15,819 celebration here? Um, and maybe it's exactly what you're going to be doing, Tony. But, uh, talk to me 136 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:21,899 about it. If you could have all things in line and everything perfect. What's the ideal 4th of July 137 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:28,379 celebration for you? Almost similar to yours. I grew up in a little town called Lakeview, Iowa. 138 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:33,979 Obviously, there was a lake and a 4th of July. They always had a big celebration and then fireworks 139 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:40,769 at night. And we lived just a couple blocks on the lake. So I would say an ideal going 140 00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:47,489 back. And my wife and I actually got married there in Lake View. So her and I going back to Lake View, 141 00:13:48,449 --> 00:13:53,488 grilling hamburgers and hot dogs, and then going down to the lake and watching the fireworks. That 142 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:58,568 would be ideal for me. That sounds nice, man. And I have to tell you right now that we have we have 143 00:13:58,569 --> 00:14:03,090 officially changed the name. They are no longer called hot Dogs on this show. They are called pig 144 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:09,848 missiles. And uh, they from henceforth they shall be known. Okay, so just just a 145 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,130 little a little peek behind the curtain of what I got going on because there is a pig missile 146 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:19,368 question coming up here. Uh, but that's how I'll be referring to them for the rest of the show. Okay. 147 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:27,489 Perfect. You like that one? I do. Good, good. How about you, Kevin? What's the ideal 148 00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:33,170 celebration look like for you? Everything perfect. You're off work. You can go wherever you want. What 149 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:39,109 are you doing for your ideal 4th of July celebration on America's Big 250? I was I was 150 00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:44,269 fortunate enough to grow up there in Saint Pete. So I grew up on the beaches and we always went to 151 00:14:44,269 --> 00:14:51,070 the beach or downtown Saint Pete where the pier was and watched the fireworks there. So anytime 152 00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:55,589 family that I can get to the beach and actually watch the fireworks, there's always, always ideas 153 00:14:55,589 --> 00:15:00,750 for us. I bet you it's beautiful out there for it's Saint Petersburg for a fireworks display. Oh, 154 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:07,229 yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's it's beautiful out there, but my wife and I, we'd really probably one year 155 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:11,789 I'd like to go up to, like, Gatlinburg and try to feed in the mountains, you know, just for something 156 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:17,830 different. And in Gatlinburg is that, uh, is that Tennessee? Where's that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's out 157 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:22,189 there by the Smoky Mountains. Okay. Gotcha. Pretty much the only mountains you guys got out there. 158 00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:27,509 Unless you're going to go see the Appalachians, right? Yep. Yeah, we took a family vacation out 159 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:33,539 there during Christmas one year. So one year we like to try for 4th of July. You know, it's it's so 160 00:15:33,539 --> 00:15:37,859 pretty in the mountains. But the only problem is the mountains, at least over here, where I'm from 161 00:15:37,859 --> 00:15:43,699 in the Pacific Northwest and on the west coast, you have to weigh, uh, the mountains and the views 162 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:48,659 with the fact that you could easily catch all of that on fire in a moment's notice and just watch 163 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:55,419 it burned to the ground, you know? Yeah, right. Uh, we had a baseball stadium here that was built in 164 00:15:55,419 --> 00:16:01,779 the, I believe, in the early 1900s. So like 1906 or something like that. It was called Civic 165 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:08,098 Stadium, and it was the quintessential old school baseball stadium. It was all wood. The bleachers 166 00:16:08,099 --> 00:16:13,138 were all wood. It literally looked like it came out of the movie A League of Their Own. And, uh, you 167 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:18,099 know, when I was in college, they had dollar beers on Thursdays, so we'd go down and watch the local, 168 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:24,299 uh, farm team play and and drink dollar beers and just have a great time. Well, not very long ago, 169 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:29,820 within the last, probably 7 or 8 years, a couple of eighth graders were playing with ground blooms, 170 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:36,289 and they burnt the entire stadium to the ground while it was still in service. No joke. 171 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:43,609 Complete structure. Fire 100% loss. It's no longer there. So that's a real that's a reality for 172 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:48,568 us out here in the Pacific Northwest. You know, we can't have any fireworks out here that, uh, that go 173 00:16:48,569 --> 00:16:54,769 up in the sky unless you're licensed to have them, believe it or not. Uh, but. Now, are you guys big on 174 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:59,409 the fireworks? Because, uh, is something I've noticed about truck drivers. I got a few guys that, 175 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:04,729 uh, that have joined me on other shows. It's nothing for them to drop 4 or 500 bucks on 176 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:10,649 fireworks each year, and they go through them. They have big, big block parties. They set everybody's 177 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:15,889 car alarm off. Uh, you know, some of them singe off an eyebrow. Uh, it's pretty much par for the course. 178 00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:21,410 So I wonder, Tony, are you a big firework guy? I mean, I know you like to watch the big ones, but do 179 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:27,009 you like to have a horde of your own? You know, I used to, but I'm so darn cheap 180 00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:34,269 Oh, I wouldn't spend over 20 bucks now. I used to do that when my sons were younger. We would 181 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:39,909 scrounge the money up and have a good time, but not anymore. They get expensive fast. Man, you fill 182 00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:44,390 up the trunk of your car, uh, with with a lot of that stuff. And you will be a few hundred bucks in 183 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:49,789 the hole, no question. Now, Kevin, you said you injured your hand. You weren't holding on to an 184 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:56,589 M80 for too long, were you? Nah. Nah. What about you? Do you like the. 185 00:17:56,670 --> 00:18:03,229 Are you a big fireworks guy? Do you have a closet full? No. We, uh. Now we'd rather just watch someone 186 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:08,749 else do it. But, uh, we're more into the whole barbecue end of it and cook it out. And having 187 00:18:08,749 --> 00:18:14,069 family time. Okay, well, Tony told us he's going to be grilling, uh, pig missiles and burgers. What are 188 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:20,429 you throwing on the grill? Pig missiles. Okay, I like it, I like it. Well, that's a great. That leads 189 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:26,229 me to my next question, fellas. And this is one for me. I'll tell you a little story. You know me. Every 190 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:32,499 question I have here is going to come with a little setup story. Um, and, uh, this one, when I came 191 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:38,139 across the term pig missile, I got to thinking, what's the best pig missile I've ever had? Hands 192 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,900 down. What is it? It's got to be one that stands out. And actually, I'll be honest with you, it's 193 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:47,979 four that stand out. But they were all in the same sitting. Um, I, I was, uh, I was down on Fremont 194 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:52,779 Street in Las Vegas. Uh, this is back in my, in my early 30s. And I would definitely say that was in 195 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:59,738 my party days. Okay. So I it was about 4:00, I stumbled neigh I crawled into a casino 196 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:04,499 down on Fremont Street. Uh, I don't know what they were thinking out there on the on the actual 197 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:09,539 street itself, but they were selling IPAs that were 32oz, and I was drinking them like it was the 198 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:15,019 end of the world. And, um, I got into this casino and I was in a bad way. I was just about to go up 199 00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:21,099 to the hotel room and call it a night at 4 p.m.. Um, and I look up and there's this sign on the 200 00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:25,929 wall, and it was almost like there was, you know, a ray of light coming through the window that was 201 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:32,530 illuminating the sign. It was this old canvas sign and it said hot dog and a beer. $2. And I 202 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:38,050 thought, it's my guardian angel. I've been saved. So I went and spent eight bucks and I didn't drink 203 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:43,849 any of the beers, but I ate all four of those pig missiles. Um, and it saved my life. I had a full fun 204 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:48,410 night in Vegas playing blackjack with my buddies that night. And I have to say, that's the best pig 205 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:53,889 missile I've ever had. All four of them. Nothing but ketchup and mustard, probably, I don't know, 206 00:19:53,889 --> 00:19:59,329 passed their expiration date by at least six months. Uh, but they saved my life that night. And 207 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:04,809 so I present that question to you because, uh, the pig missile is something that America takes very 208 00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:11,529 seriously. You can go to almost any region in the United States and try some type of regional pig 209 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:16,890 missile. And you guys, as truck drivers, get to see a lot of those different regions. So I'm curious, 210 00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:22,169 Tony, is there a pig missile that you've had in your life that really sticks out to you as the 211 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:29,029 best one ever. Well, your story is unbeatable. You cannot be. You cannot top your story. Um, 212 00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:35,949 but first, I would say the first best missile is a free one. Yeah, yeah. 213 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:42,909 Um, but second of all, with family and friends. Family and loved ones. So I would say growing up 214 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:47,750 when the, you know, with family camp outs or something, the pig missiles at family camp outs 215 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:52,948 would probably be ranked pretty high on my book. That's a really good answer. Well, and I'll follow 216 00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:59,629 it up by asking you what are your preferred toppings? Ketchup. Straight ketchup. Nothing 217 00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:05,549 else. Boy, there is a whole city up in Illinois that would, uh, they would burn you at the stake 218 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:10,469 for saying such blasphemy. You know that, right? But I'm the same way. I love ketchup on my hot dog. 219 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:17,550 Yeah, I know, I know, I don't like, relish or whatever. None of that. Just straight up 220 00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:23,540 ketchup. Yeah. No mustard, no mustard, no mustard. All right, well, uh, hopefully nobody from Chicago is 221 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:27,300 listening right now because we just offended them. But you know what? They shouldn't be so 222 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:33,219 pretentious about their pork missiles. That's all I can say. Or pig missiles. Sorry. Um. Pig missiles. 223 00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:39,218 Get it right. How about how about for you, Kevin? Uh, you got one that sticks out in your mind is the 224 00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:45,139 best one you've ever had in your travels? No. Not really. I mean, being being on the road so much, you 225 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:50,979 know, you you get the the pig missile style that we like, the truckers call roller dogs. So you have 226 00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:57,540 to let the truck stop. And. Uh. But do you, do you are you selective about those roller dogs? Because 227 00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:00,779 some of them look like they're a bit weathered. Some of them look like they've been out on the 228 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:06,059 blacktop getting baked at CTC, if you know what I mean. Yeah, well, those are the kind I like that are 229 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:10,619 a little bit, a little bit more done. Got a little bit of crunch to them. I mean I don't like them 230 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:16,579 burnt, but one that's really done real well. And my preferred topping would be just mustard. So I'm 231 00:22:16,579 --> 00:22:22,289 opposite Tony. Something about that sometimes spicy mustard. Okay, something about that doesn't 232 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:26,328 surprise me that you guys are polar opposites when it comes to the hot dogs, based on some of 233 00:22:26,329 --> 00:22:33,209 our conversations, you know? But okay, I do. I do agree with him that the 234 00:22:33,329 --> 00:22:39,729 the best one is free, especially on National Pigments Day in the South. Give me a free one. Oh, 235 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:43,929 hey, I didn't know that was the thing. That's pretty cool. I got a truck stop not far from my 236 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:49,169 house. I might have to dip in there on Pig Missile Day. Is that is that like all of them? Is it kind 237 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:53,609 of like, uh, what? You know, a bunch of restaurants on Veterans Day will give veterans free meals. Uh, 238 00:22:53,609 --> 00:22:59,569 this is kind of the same thing for truck stops on on National Pig Missile Day. Yep, yep. Very cool. 239 00:22:59,569 --> 00:23:03,209 Okay, you guys are teaching me something. I'm actually writing that down right now because I 240 00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:07,169 don't want to forget it. Do you have do you have that day marked on your calendar? Do you know what 241 00:23:07,169 --> 00:23:13,289 it is? No. It comes through the loves app and says, oh, you know, it's National Hot Dog Day or Pig 242 00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:19,829 Missile Day, and we're, uh, come get your free pig that's all. And of course, in our group, you know, we 243 00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:26,189 make sure we all text each other. Hey, you know, it's pretty hot dogs with the love. I like it, I 244 00:23:26,189 --> 00:23:31,229 like it, and I love the way that you guys have adopted my my nomenclature there. But pig missile 245 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:35,509 is. It's real. We've probably already said it 40 times. That's good. That's going to be our new 246 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:42,349 thing for sure. Perfect. I'll get the hats and t shirts printed. I love. It. Uh, looking like. 247 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:48,228 According to a quick Google search here, National Hot Dog, or as we call them, Pig Missile Day, uh, 248 00:23:48,229 --> 00:23:53,629 takes place Wednesday, July 15th. So coming up here in just a couple. Coming up. Yeah. Coming up in just 249 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:59,309 a few weeks after, uh, after we're recording this and, uh, it looks like out here, at least in my 250 00:23:59,310 --> 00:24:05,670 neighborhood, 7-Eleven, pilot, flying J and Sonic Drive-In will all hook you up with either heavily 251 00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:12,269 discounted or buy one. Get one, uh, missiles. So, man, you can't you can't lose on that day. You can't 252 00:24:12,269 --> 00:24:19,180 lose it all if you got a pig missile in your hand, am I right? All right. Well, fellas, 253 00:24:19,219 --> 00:24:25,459 uh, it brings me to my next one here. Um, we talked a little bit about fireworks already, but we had 254 00:24:25,459 --> 00:24:29,300 to sit down and talk about, uh, pig missiles because we talked about just. That was going to be 255 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:36,059 an aspect of our ideal celebration. Uh, but now I'm asking you to to dig into your past a little bit 256 00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:43,059 here. Um, one thing I know about truck drivers is a lot of them, uh, grew up with, uh, with very. I don't 257 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:48,620 want to say feral childhoods. I want to say, uh, they were they were outside kids always out there 258 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:55,299 playing, always out, uh, getting into adventure and trouble, if you will. And what I find is that, much 259 00:24:55,300 --> 00:25:02,219 like myself, that made for a lot of really funny 4th of July memories growing up. Um, I'll tell you 260 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:07,579 my favorite one I don't. Yeah, we already mentioned ground blooms on this show. Uh, you guys might know 261 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:11,619 them as ground bloom flowers. They're the little pink things that they're kind of cigar shaped, and 262 00:25:11,619 --> 00:25:17,759 they spin around like crazy and light up on the ground. And as a kid we were out lighting those 263 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,639 and throwing them into the lake from the shore, because they'll sit on top of the water and 264 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:27,919 they'll spin, and it's really cool. And I got really brave, and I was holding mine until it got 265 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:32,560 right down to the end of the fuze, and I took it and I threw it. And that thing about probably five 266 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:39,479 yards off the end of my hand spun up, and it spun directly up and over my head and back behind us, 267 00:25:39,479 --> 00:25:44,559 and it landed in one of those old nylon lawn chairs, you know, the basket woven nylon lawn 268 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:50,760 chairs. Yeah. And it landed and it spun through and it dropped onto the ground and it burned out. And 269 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:56,199 this lady walks over and she looks at her chair. It's got a brand new hole in it. She looks down at 270 00:25:56,199 --> 00:26:00,759 a at a field of eighth graders that are just all red in the face because we want to laugh, but we 271 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:06,560 might be in big trouble here. Doesn't stop, doesn't doesn't do anything strange. She just looks at us, 272 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,679 looks at her chair, sits down in it, grabs a beer out of the cooler and pops the beer. It was the 273 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:16,549 coolest thing I've ever done, you guys, I've never. I couldn't do that again twice if I wanted to. Uh, 274 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:21,149 and so that's the one that really sticks out for me, is one of my favorite or funniest 4th of July 275 00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:26,109 memories. Uh, Kevin, you got anything like that happened when you were a kid? Or maybe when you 276 00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:31,469 had kids that, uh, it sticks out in your mind as the favorite or funniest memory on the 4th of 277 00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:37,429 July? Yeah, I got I got a couple of them when I was, when I was a teenager. Me and my buddies, we would 278 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:42,670 take a bottle rockets and we put them in a sling shot. You know, bottle rockets would go up on their 279 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:47,909 own. But, you know, we wanted to get them to go higher so we'd stick them in a sling shot. And, you 280 00:26:47,909 --> 00:26:52,910 know, we were we were bad kids. So we all smoked cigarettes. So we would like to bottle rocket off 281 00:26:52,910 --> 00:26:59,669 with our cigarette. And then, uh, we'd fling it up into the air. Oh, I had 282 00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:05,870 one. I slung it up in the air and they went up probably maybe ten, 20ft, and turned direction and 283 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:10,539 came straight back down across the street from where I was at, landed in the neighbor's bushes 284 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:17,539 and caught it on fire. Whew! That one went the wrong way. They went up. They went. It lit. It 285 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:22,619 shot straight back down. We're like, wait a minute. That went the wrong direction. Maybe a good shot 286 00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:27,979 over there. Sorry. Sorry. Go ahead, go ahead. We looked across the street. We just started seeing. 287 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:34,179 The sparks in the bush are like, oh, we got fun getting to that. So were you able to put the bush 288 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:39,219 out or did you just let it burn out? Yeah. No, we ran over there on. About four of us went over and 289 00:27:39,219 --> 00:27:45,099 started stomping on it. We got it out. But yeah, it was it was it definitely wasn't what we were 290 00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:51,539 expecting. And then after I got up drinking age and I was we were having a 4th of July 291 00:27:51,579 --> 00:27:57,818 cookout. And those spinners you were talking about, you know, I thought it would be a cool idea to 292 00:27:57,859 --> 00:28:01,899 light one up, drop it down into one of my beer bottles and watch it like the beer bottle up. 293 00:28:05,699 --> 00:28:10,439 There so many times until the glass gets too hot, and then eventually the glass just shatters. Yeah. 294 00:28:10,719 --> 00:28:15,199 But it looks cool at first couple of times because that bottle will light up, especially at 295 00:28:15,199 --> 00:28:22,040 night. Okay. Well, uh, you know, maybe no better time for us to say don't try this at home. Uh, 296 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:26,639 for any of these things that we're telling you guys. Don't throw em. Don't put em in beer bottles. 297 00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:32,639 Don't launch bottle rockets with slingshots. This is why I say of memories past. And then, sure 298 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,359 enough, you were. This is back in your young days. Is back when you were at your fighting weight, 299 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:43,159 right, Kevin? Yep, yep. Uh. That's great. That's great. Tony. Uh, as you listen to that, I'm 300 00:28:43,159 --> 00:28:48,759 sure the memories start to bubble up in your head as well. Man, what do you got for me? Well, I'm. I'm 301 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:53,839 honestly way more angelic than Kevin. So. But 302 00:28:55,319 --> 00:29:02,199 way back between, like, second grade. Third grade. Um, back when the dinosaurs. Wrong. Now, 303 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:08,949 listen, we had running water. We had indoor plumbing, but this was. 304 00:29:08,989 --> 00:29:15,629 What a. Luxury would. Last. This was back in the early 70s 305 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:21,589 and it was just my mom, my sister and I, and mom was putting herself through college, so I was I 306 00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:27,509 was left alone a lot. And me and my buddies in the summertime, we'd go around picking up Coke bottles 307 00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:32,029 and we'd bring them to the store and get $0.05 for every Coke bottle we brought in. We bought 308 00:29:32,029 --> 00:29:38,069 $0.05, and we lived in a town called Hayward in Iowa, which was right on the South Dakota border, 309 00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:44,789 so we could ride our bicycles outside of town across the river on the, of course, using a 310 00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:49,949 bridge. And then there'd be a fireworks stand. So as a second grader, I was buying bottled water, 311 00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:56,588 bottle rockets, firecrackers. Then we'd go back into Iowa, climb up on one of my buddy's roofs 312 00:29:56,589 --> 00:30:02,670 using the tree, and we'd sit up there lighting our bottle rockets off, and our firecrackers never got 313 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:08,459 caught. Wow. That is. I mean, that's the stuff that they make it. You know, if that if that was a scene 314 00:30:08,459 --> 00:30:13,299 in Stand By Me or The Sandlot or something like that, I could totally picture that. I mean, you guys 315 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:18,259 out there and you're in your converse all stars standing on a roof, lighting bottle rockets. And 316 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:23,659 it's amazing to me because, Tony, we're not that far away from a time when second graders could go 317 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:30,140 and buy explosives during one very, uh, you know, very distinct part of the year. I'm pretty sure 318 00:30:30,140 --> 00:30:35,900 that at least where I am, you got to be 18 or have a, uh, a parent or guardian with you. Are they still, 319 00:30:36,099 --> 00:30:41,859 uh, hawking bombs to to second graders out there in South Dakota and Iowa? Do you know? No they're 320 00:30:41,859 --> 00:30:48,779 not. I guess different time back then. Yeah. They would have sold you a pack of Marlboros and a 321 00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:55,620 beer back then, too, if you were nice enough to him. Right? Yep, yep. Yeah. Oh, man. It's 322 00:30:55,620 --> 00:31:01,819 it's so funny. You know, um, I, I, we could have, like I said, anything that that went up in the air when 323 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:07,599 I was a kid. Well, you still can't hear. And as much as I hated it as a kid, as as a 41 year old, I look 324 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:13,559 at it and say, yeah, I do like looking at my state when it's not on fire and it's so infrequently 325 00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:19,718 not on fire anymore that I kind of agree with the laws as they sit now. And far be it for me to 326 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,999 agree with any law. I'm a real freedom lover, which is one of the reasons we're having this episode. 327 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,998 And, uh, but right across the border, you know, where I grew up in, in the very northeast corner of 328 00:31:30,999 --> 00:31:37,239 Oregon, we were only about 60 or 70 miles from Idaho, 50 or 60 miles from Washington. And both of 329 00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:42,599 those states would sell the bombs. I mean, the big stuff that goes up, the mortars, all of it. And what 330 00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:47,319 always happened, it was funny because now that I think about it, it was totally illegal, but we 331 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:52,599 would just load one guy up with all of our extra money, and he would come back with a trunk full of 332 00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:58,920 explosives. Um, and man, did we get into some stuff. You know, Roman candles. Uh, we used to have the 333 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:04,829 Roman candle fights out in our driveway. And that actually ended the first time that I was pointing 334 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:11,229 a Roman candle at somebody, and it fired out the back and hit me right in the family jewels. I mean, 335 00:32:11,269 --> 00:32:16,910 took me out. And I was like, I'm never firing a Roman candle again. How am I supposed to depend on 336 00:32:16,910 --> 00:32:23,229 these things? That's like, if you were out target shooting and you shot your 45 and it came out the 337 00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:28,470 back end and hit you in the shoulder, I mean, it just doesn't make any sense to me. So I, uh, you 338 00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:34,709 know, I never lost any fingers. I have singed an eyebrow or two before. Uh, one time we got in a lot 339 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:39,949 of trouble with one of those. Uh, it was one of those canister mortars that has, like, 12 that fire 340 00:32:39,949 --> 00:32:44,909 out of it, and they go up in the air and they explode. And we were out on my family's boat dock 341 00:32:44,949 --> 00:32:49,909 on 4th of July. We were staying the night out there, and we had taken this thing and put it on 342 00:32:49,909 --> 00:32:56,629 the picnic table on the boat dock for some stupid reason. And of course, it fires one up and it moves 343 00:32:56,630 --> 00:33:01,089 a little bit and it fires another one up and it wiggles a little bit. And the third one, it fired 344 00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:07,689 it, vibrated it right off the table, and it fell onto its side, pointing its next nine mortars at 345 00:33:07,689 --> 00:33:13,129 all of us on a 20 by 20 boat dock surrounded by water. I mean, it was like a scene out of Saving 346 00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:17,929 Private Ryan. We got guys diving in the water because they're scared. We got people yelling and 347 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:24,249 screaming, ducking for cover. And, uh, my buddy Kyler, I gotta hand it to him. Real hero stuff here. Uh, he 348 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:30,968 just took three steps and punted this thing into the water. Uh, and it actually landed face down. And 349 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:35,849 so it started firing the mortars down into the water, which is really kind of one of the coolest 350 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:41,129 things I've ever seen. But now we've got people in the water, and now we're firing mortars into the 351 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:46,369 water and they're exploding beneath them. So I don't think I ever should have had my hands on 352 00:33:46,370 --> 00:33:50,769 any of this stuff. You guys, I'm widely kind of considered the safety captain out there on the 353 00:33:50,769 --> 00:33:55,729 water. I'm really concerned somebody's gonna get hurt. But my instinct for self-preservation goes 354 00:33:55,730 --> 00:34:01,559 out the window when explosives are involved and I don't know why. Well, my question would be, you know, 355 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,280 it's illegal to throw dynamite in the water to kill the fish. Did you kill any fish when that 356 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:11,678 happened? None that we saw. It was really dark. I mean, this is like midnight up in the mountains. So 357 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:16,800 not only do we not have any light pollution or anything like that, but the moon can't even keep 358 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:22,959 it bright out there. It was really dark. I wouldn't be surprised. Tony. We're sitting at about 80 or 359 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:29,040 90ft worth of water right there. Probable that we killed some fish. We just never knew that that was 360 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,959 what happened. But I didn't even think about that until you brought it up. But yeah, fishing with 361 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:40,039 dynamite. Highly illegal in most states, from what I understand. Maybe not Alabama, but most other 362 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,719 states. Yeah. Maybe not. And they let you get away with a lot down there in Alabama, don't they? Kevin. 363 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:52,878 Yeah, I guess. They let them have a football team, so. Oh well right. 364 00:34:54,879 --> 00:34:59,429 Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, you know, just a quick offshoot here. How do you think that football team's gonna 365 00:34:59,429 --> 00:35:04,189 play this year? What's, uh, what's your prediction? Early for us now that spring ball is over and 366 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:09,468 we're just in that kind of lull in between spring ball. And when you actually get to watch football. 367 00:35:09,469 --> 00:35:16,389 I'll just ask you real quick, how are you feeling about your Crimson Tide? Well, as a true fan, uh, you 368 00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:23,389 know, I'm hoping for, for at least, oh, ten and 2 or 11 and one or something, you know, and shout 369 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:30,070 at the playoffs. But with the with the way this town's been paying for bill paying 370 00:35:30,070 --> 00:35:34,830 for students, you know, it's it's almost hard to predict anymore. They were hired. They're buying 371 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:41,669 their teams. Yep. Yep. It's hard to predict. And you know uh, as a as an Oregon fan, I was more than 372 00:35:41,669 --> 00:35:45,669 happy to see you guys take Caitlin DeBoer the hell out of Washington. I didn't want to see that 373 00:35:45,669 --> 00:35:52,109 guy anymore. How do you like your coach now that you're a few years in? Not too impressed. I mean, 374 00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:57,289 that's how I was a diehard Saban for himself. Well, I mean, he did come from the University of 375 00:35:57,290 --> 00:36:03,689 Washington, so you can't expect much. That's all I'll say about that. All right. Uh, Tony, I'll go 376 00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:07,689 ahead and ask you about your Florida Gators. Uh, I know Kevin probably doesn't want to hear too much 377 00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:13,049 about him, but how do you feel about your team this year real quick? I'm. I'm hoping for a 500 378 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:18,610 season. You know, right down the middle. Okay. 500 points should be happy. 379 00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:25,809 Yeah. Uh, I just that's the only reason I asked the question is because I know maybe you guys are 380 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:30,370 going to take shots at one another. So I was just opening up that, uh, that arena there for a second. 381 00:36:30,370 --> 00:36:37,289 Okay. But we do we do agree during football season that we either one of us are little 382 00:36:37,289 --> 00:36:44,248 cubicles. No, not at all. I get it, I get it. I mean, that's easy to say, right? I'm not a fan 383 00:36:44,249 --> 00:36:51,089 either. Oh, you all good? We'll all go down there and eat pig missiles, 384 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:55,559 right? There you go. We can all. That's one thing that we'll join hands across America to eat pig 385 00:36:55,559 --> 00:37:00,958 missiles together. I know that for sure. Uh, I know that for sure. Well, fellas, uh, this has been great 386 00:37:00,959 --> 00:37:06,239 so far having you on here, but, uh, I want to take a little bit of a serious turn here, because we've 387 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:11,039 been laughing a lot, talking about memories and everything like that. Uh, but I want to give you a 388 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:17,560 chance to talk about what the 4th of July really means to you and to your family or to just, uh, 389 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:24,399 your your view on on the world here, because it's a big one. This is America's 250th anniversary or 390 00:37:24,399 --> 00:37:31,239 250th birthday. Excuse me. Uh, the World Cup is going on right now, so the nation is welling up 391 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:36,159 with national pride in a way that I haven't seen in a while. And I'll be honest with you, I didn't 392 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:41,080 think the soccer team was going to be the the team that really pushed us over the edge for that. 393 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:46,359 But, uh, the US men's national team had a great win in their opening game of the World Cup. We got 394 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:52,949 people from every corner of the of the world out here right now, uh, basically immersing themselves 395 00:37:52,949 --> 00:37:57,110 in American culture. And I've been on social media for these last couple weeks during the opening of 396 00:37:57,110 --> 00:38:02,428 the World Cup. And what I've seen is that every corner of the world says the exact same thing. 397 00:38:02,429 --> 00:38:07,549 Once they actually get to America, they say, don't listen to the news media. Everything is great here. 398 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:12,349 If you just watch the media, you'll think all the cities are on fire and everybody's shooting at 399 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:16,749 one another and nobody's friendly. But they get over here and they realize it's all the exact 400 00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:21,869 opposite. The cities are beautiful, the stadiums are amazing, the people are friendly. And let's not 401 00:38:21,870 --> 00:38:28,269 forget the food. We do it better here than anybody else does. So this is kind of the segment of the 402 00:38:28,270 --> 00:38:34,069 show where you guys can well up with a little bit of national pride, if you feel so inclined. Uh, Tony, 403 00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:40,389 real, real simple question that will yield of probably a very complex answer. What is the 4th of 404 00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:47,389 July mean to you as Tony Miller? That's it. Freedom. Easy. You know, I had both 405 00:38:47,389 --> 00:38:53,809 my friends served in the military. My youngest was over in Afghanistan twice. And. Freedom. 406 00:38:53,850 --> 00:38:59,009 Freedom. It's true man. I you know, I love that answer because I've seen a lot of these guys say 407 00:38:59,009 --> 00:39:05,529 that, uh, you know, America does freedom better than anybody else. And I heard, too, that America is 408 00:39:05,529 --> 00:39:09,928 still the most free country from a guy who's, you know, from Europe in their country hopping over 409 00:39:09,929 --> 00:39:16,209 there. They can see 20 countries in a week. We'd be lucky to see that, uh, you know, we can maybe see 20 410 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:21,729 states in a week by by comparison. But that's such an important thing. And and I'm glad that you 411 00:39:21,730 --> 00:39:26,529 brought it up, because we want to take a moment to thank all the veterans. Uh, whether you're driving 412 00:39:26,529 --> 00:39:29,888 for Cypress, whether you got veterans in your family, whether you're just listening to this 413 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:34,729 podcast, doesn't matter. Uh, we're always going to take a moment out to thank our veterans for 414 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:39,770 fighting for that freedom. And, uh, I'm sure, Tony, that having two sons that have experienced that 415 00:39:39,770 --> 00:39:45,330 firsthand, uh, this time of year, is really when the national pride starts to, uh, starts to bubble up 416 00:39:45,330 --> 00:39:52,319 in you. I can see that. Yes it does. Yes it does. You got yourself in a like an American flag button up 417 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,999 shirt, or you got one of those cowboy hats with the stars and stripes on it or anything like that. 418 00:39:56,039 --> 00:40:01,929 Do you go that far? No, but my wife has gone out and gotten us both matching shirts for the 4th of 419 00:40:01,929 --> 00:40:08,280 July. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Uh, any. Did they have any kind of fun, uh, saying on them? Like, I saw a shirt 420 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:12,199 the other day that said back to back World War Champs. And that really made me well up with 421 00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:18,359 national pride. Uh, anything like that? Really cool. No, nothing like that. But that is really cool. Yeah. 422 00:40:18,879 --> 00:40:24,159 So. Uh, is my shirt says I'm was stupid. But. 423 00:40:28,399 --> 00:40:35,199 Uh, we kind of teed that up for him, didn't we, Tony? Yes, sir. Uh, Kevin. 424 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:41,159 Man. Same question going over to you. Uh, what is what is the 4th of July mean to you personally? It 425 00:40:41,159 --> 00:40:47,019 was such a simple but, uh, deep answer from Tony They're saying freedom. How about you, my friend? 426 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:53,860 I was, I always take the time to, you know, take that, you know. Most of us as Americans to take 427 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:58,619 this, you know, take our freedom for granted. You know, we're, you know, we're we're born into this. 428 00:40:58,659 --> 00:41:02,138 You know, this. This is the only thing we know. You know, and then I sit back and I think of the, you 429 00:41:02,139 --> 00:41:07,539 know, people that come over here the right way, the legal way. You know, that actually, you know, this is 430 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:12,300 a dream of theirs to come over here. Like we have Cypress drivers that have left their their home 431 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:17,579 countries that come live over here because we have stuff that they don't. And, you know, 4th of 432 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:22,459 July just reminds me, you know, you know, that most of us take, take our freedoms and what we have 433 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:28,418 really for granted. Yeah. It's true. We just we just think it's, you know, just a way of life. And 434 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:33,739 there's plenty of countries that it's not a way of life. You know, I, I, I was thinking about that 435 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:38,060 the other day when I heard there was a guy from London talking about he was visiting for the 436 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:43,249 World Cup, and he said he was in a Walmart and he's in a Walmart looking around for something he 437 00:41:43,249 --> 00:41:47,449 can't find it in. A random lady walked up to him and said, hey, can I help you? And she wasn't 438 00:41:47,449 --> 00:41:53,329 working there. She's just a patron. She said, can I help you find something? Um, you look lost. And the 439 00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:58,569 guy says, at first I was so apprehensive because I'm from London and in London, if a random person 440 00:41:58,569 --> 00:42:03,969 walks up to you to talk to you, that's a distraction. Rob scenario. Almost every single time 441 00:42:03,969 --> 00:42:08,409 the person that's talking to you is trying to grab your attention so that somebody behind you 442 00:42:08,449 --> 00:42:13,809 can pick your pocket or take something out of your bag, or whatever the case may be. Uh, I was 443 00:42:13,809 --> 00:42:18,649 amazed to hear that, because I don't think of London as a place like that. I've never been. But I 444 00:42:18,649 --> 00:42:24,090 also think, you know, you think of some of the more refined areas in the world, and London kind of 445 00:42:24,129 --> 00:42:28,369 starts to get to the top of that list. It doesn't sound like that. That's one thing that the 446 00:42:28,370 --> 00:42:34,089 Europeans are all, uh, pretty taken aback by is how friendly we are as Americans and how much we're 447 00:42:34,090 --> 00:42:38,209 willing to just walk up and have a random conversation. It kind of goes to what you're 448 00:42:38,210 --> 00:42:42,840 saying. You take that type of stuff for granted because it's just what you've always known as an 449 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:48,199 American. Mhm. And when why not celebrate it with a pig missile in one hand and a cold beer in the 450 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:54,280 other, right. I mean, is there anything more American that we could do. Oh. Oh I love that 451 00:42:54,280 --> 00:43:00,559 answer, man I love it. It really is something that we do take for granted. And, uh, I guess this is the 452 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,399 time of year that we should sit back and really enjoy those freedoms. And what says freedom more 453 00:43:05,399 --> 00:43:10,639 than setting off some bombs at a lake somewhere? I mean, there really is nobody that does it better 454 00:43:10,639 --> 00:43:16,679 than us, you know? Yep. Number one, number one country in the world. No question about it. For my 455 00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:21,719 mind. Uh, fellows, I'm going to ask you one last fun one here before I let you get back to it. I know 456 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:26,120 you're both busy. We've been going for a little under 40 minutes here, and I appreciate every 457 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:31,399 second that we get with you guys. But you got a job to do. I'm. I'm not, uh, I'm not blind to that 458 00:43:31,399 --> 00:43:38,360 fact. So I've had some really fun answers in the past to this question. And, uh, you know, you 459 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:43,860 can take it as seriously as you want to. Um. I hope that you don't say your truck. That's the only 460 00:43:43,899 --> 00:43:48,939 thing I'll say. I hope you don't say your truck when I ask you. Kevin, I'll start with you. What is 461 00:43:48,939 --> 00:43:55,219 your favorite thing that explodes? Favorite thing that 462 00:43:55,219 --> 00:44:02,019 explodes? I mean, stuff that I've blown up when I was a kid. I'd have to say just blowing 463 00:44:02,019 --> 00:44:07,259 up, you know, sticking fireworks or something under a beer bottle or glass bottle and just watching 464 00:44:07,259 --> 00:44:14,259 just disintegrate would be fun. Yeah. Yeah, I. Feel that still is. Still 465 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:20,978 is. But do not try that at home. Wink, wink. Right. Yeah. Yep. Okay. That's a good one. 466 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:27,419 One party we took, we would take. Uh, well, one of my brother's got these, uh, waterproof in 80s said, oh, 467 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:31,699 you know, you could throw these in the water, and now they're, you know, they'll still go up. No, 468 00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:36,019 that's that's impossible. Because once you think of fire and water, it's going to go out. Oh, you 469 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:40,570 throw them in the water and they Well, of course we had the bright idea. Well, what if we stuck it 470 00:44:40,570 --> 00:44:47,329 in a beer bottle and threw the beer bottle in the pool? What would happen? And believe it or not, the 471 00:44:47,330 --> 00:44:52,369 beer bottle or the beer bottle would not explode unless there was water in the bottle. If we threw 472 00:44:52,370 --> 00:44:58,489 it in there empty, it wouldn't break. Huh? I'm sure there's some science behind that somewhere. It's 473 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:04,530 way over my head. But that's. That's interesting. The ones we threw in empty, they didn't. They 474 00:45:04,530 --> 00:45:09,968 didn't explode. But if we put water in it, threw it in there, they would shatter. And then my brother 475 00:45:09,969 --> 00:45:13,809 one, the brother with the apartment where he was staying at, he was getting mad because we were 476 00:45:13,850 --> 00:45:20,569 busting beer bottles in his apartment pool. But yeah, I could see that kind of ruins the fun of 477 00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:27,408 the pool party. At least the pool aspect, right? Uh. That's great. Tony 478 00:45:27,489 --> 00:45:33,009 coming to you next, man. Favorite thing that explodes? Well, first, I think we should contact. I 479 00:45:33,009 --> 00:45:38,080 don't know if the MythBusters even still is in syndication, but that sounds like something that 480 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:44,918 we should give to those guys to. Yeah. Why? Water in the beer bottle. I mean, it kind of 481 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,079 sounds like Kevin's already myth. Busted it, to be honest with you. But I would love to see somebody 482 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:55,759 that knows the science talk about it, that's for sure. Yeah, that'd be cool. I always like grouping 483 00:45:55,999 --> 00:46:02,839 4 or 5 mermaids together, lighting them and then putting them in the mailbox. I thought you 484 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:09,760 said you were more angelic. Whose mailbox are you blowing up on? Neighbors. I never 485 00:46:10,399 --> 00:46:16,158 put glass at the bottom of a pool. Oh, well, thank you. Thank you for that. You did commit a federal 486 00:46:16,159 --> 00:46:22,759 crime when you blew up a mailbox. But, hey. Hey, he's right. He's breaking laws. I'm just breaking 487 00:46:22,759 --> 00:46:29,759 rules again. Want to take this moment to say, do not try this at home? This was a 488 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:35,459 long time ago. We've we've, um. We've made penance for our sins. Right, fellas? I'm sure some kind of 489 00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:42,259 karma came back and got you for that, right, Tony? Yes, yes. Karma always gets. You. It always does. It 490 00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:46,739 always does. Uh, fellas, this has been a lot of fun. I can't thank you enough. You guys both jumped in 491 00:46:46,739 --> 00:46:51,979 here with me on short notice to get this episode done, and, uh, we've got a good one here. It's been a 492 00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:56,859 great conversation. As always. We're going to give you some time here to share your final thoughts. 493 00:46:56,860 --> 00:47:01,619 And, uh, this one is a little bit of a special Final Thought segment because it's a chance for 494 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:07,579 you not only to wish America happy. 250 uh, but to talk a little bit about, uh, you know, any any 495 00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:12,939 family, friends, anything like that, that means something to you as we celebrate our freedoms and 496 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:19,779 our independence, uh, on this great Independence Day? Um, so final thoughts from you guys here on 497 00:47:19,779 --> 00:47:25,018 our 4th of July special. Tony, we'll start with you. First and foremost. Thanks again for the time. 498 00:47:25,019 --> 00:47:31,099 Thanks for joining me on short notice. It's been fun. As always. It has, um, pig muscles. 499 00:47:33,129 --> 00:47:39,609 I love it. You guys spread it like wildfire. Okay. I've given you permission. I want every Cypress 500 00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:46,569 driver to refer to the hot dog as the pig missile from here on out. Oh. It will. My. My 501 00:47:46,610 --> 00:47:52,569 real first experience with 4th of July is I actually got to see the Freedom Train of 76. They 502 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:57,649 let out school. We all walked down to the tracks, the railroad tracks, and watched the Freedom Train 503 00:47:57,649 --> 00:48:04,529 go by in 1976. I thought that was super cool, but my shout out not just my 504 00:48:04,570 --> 00:48:10,728 two sons, but anybody that has a loved one, a family member that served. That's a great shout 505 00:48:10,770 --> 00:48:15,610 out, man. That's a that's a great shout out. And so that the the Freedom Train that you're talking 506 00:48:15,610 --> 00:48:21,770 about there, that was America's 200th birthday right? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's cool. That's cool man. 507 00:48:21,809 --> 00:48:27,728 So you've got you've been here. What was America's 150th birthday like? I wasn't. There, 508 00:48:29,570 --> 00:48:34,279 Kevin. I figured you would take that one for me, but you weren't saying it, so I had to take it. I 509 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:41,079 let I let that one go. I was I was trying to think of my final thought. Oh, man. 510 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,759 Thanks for thanks for playing ball with me, Tony. You know, I'm just messing with you. Yes I do. Yeah, 511 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:52,319 I missed that one. Oh, great stuff there, Tony. And listen, I appreciate it taking the time to, uh, to 512 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,479 thank every those veterans and the families of veterans. You know, there's a lot of people that 513 00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:02,119 won't get to spend time with their family members this year because they're out defending our 514 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,719 freedoms or their family is out defending our freedoms. So, uh, that's pretty poignant of you, man. 515 00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,799 And and once again, uh, tell your sons from the Cypress Truck Lines podcast here, all of us 516 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:18,039 involved. Thanks for their service. It means a lot. I sure will, thank you. Thanks for joining us today, 517 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:23,479 Tony. Kevin, you've been thinking about your final take here. Uh, thanks again for joining us on short 518 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,679 notice. Really appreciate it. Had a lot of fun with you here today. Final thoughts before we let you 519 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:34,138 get back to CTC now? Same thing I have to say. You know, a big shout out. Thank you to the people who 520 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:40,099 make our freedoms possible. And you know, freedom isn't free. Someone's got to pay the price. And the 521 00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:46,819 guys on the front line, you know, kids can't be more selfless than that. So shout out the wind 522 00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:53,259 and blow. Happy birthday to this great country that we are so fortunate and blessed to call home. 523 00:49:53,659 --> 00:49:59,220 Great stuff there Kevin. Thank you guys so much for joining us. Happy two 50th America. We'll be 524 00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:04,099 right back here to wrap it up on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. So get your pig missiles 525 00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:10,939 ready because nothing is going to go better with the outro to this episode than a nice, uh, slightly 526 00:50:10,939 --> 00:50:14,819 charred pig missile. I'm telling you, if you're boiling these things, you're doing it all wrong. 527 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:19,019 Thanks, fellas. We'll talk to you soon. Thanks, Marcus. Thank you. 528 00:50:26,929 --> 00:50:33,649 Hats off to Kevin and Tony for joining us for such a fun interview. Uh, the pig missile has found 529 00:50:33,649 --> 00:50:40,409 its way into the Cypress Truck Lines fleet, and you guys are going to hear about it a lot. I'm 530 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:44,529 telling you right now, uh, there's nobody that's listening to this podcast that hasn't already 531 00:50:44,529 --> 00:50:49,689 adopted it. And when you go to your cookout over the 4th of July weekend and you say, somebody 532 00:50:49,730 --> 00:50:55,409 throw a pig missile on the grill for me, they're gonna know exactly what you're talking about 533 00:50:55,409 --> 00:51:01,529 without you having to explain it. There's really nothing else that could be a pig missile. Okay, um, 534 00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:08,249 so remember it. Spread it like wildfire. It's. It's in the dictionary now. Or at least the one that I 535 00:51:08,249 --> 00:51:13,129 wrote, which it only has a few words in it. So don't look to learn anything right yet, but we're 536 00:51:13,129 --> 00:51:19,329 adding to it all the time here on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. So once again, uh, big thanks 537 00:51:19,329 --> 00:51:26,189 to, uh, Tony and Kevin. Uh, and again, I will say just to make sure that we've said it enough. Do 538 00:51:26,189 --> 00:51:32,469 not try any of that at home. Uh, this is what it used to be like. That's not what it's like anymore. 539 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:36,988 There's a lot more red tape involved in the fireworks world than there was when we were kids. 540 00:51:36,989 --> 00:51:42,589 And I don't like to date myself like that, but, you know, I've already said it in this podcast. I'm 41 541 00:51:42,590 --> 00:51:48,869 years old, and even 20 short years ago, things were quite a bit different. Um, and then you start 542 00:51:48,909 --> 00:51:55,110 talking about back in the 70s and the 80s. Well, it's amazing that so many of us have all ten 543 00:51:55,110 --> 00:52:00,870 fingers and all ten toes, or we have all of our eyebrows or facial hair, because let me tell you, 544 00:52:01,029 --> 00:52:07,469 it got wild. Uh, back back in those days, for sure. But I told you I was going to bring you some 545 00:52:07,469 --> 00:52:14,269 stats here to close out the show. I love coming to a good, like, dripping with American Pride 546 00:52:14,270 --> 00:52:21,148 statistic. You know me, I love my stats and info, but these ones are so specific to the 4th 547 00:52:21,149 --> 00:52:26,819 of July celebration and I just can't believe them. These really paint the picture for you on. Why? 548 00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:32,579 Nobody does it better than America. Okay, how about this? Let's start right out with pig missiles. How 549 00:52:32,579 --> 00:52:39,459 many of them? How many do you think? Well, let me tell you. On the 4th of July alone. Just 550 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:44,820 that day. Not the week surrounding it. Not the fact that we've been kind of talking about America's 551 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:51,039 250th birthday for, like, a month now, Americans will eat roughly 150 552 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:57,979 million pig missiles on Independence Day alone. That is enough 553 00:52:57,979 --> 00:53:04,899 to stretch from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles more than five times. And you 554 00:53:04,899 --> 00:53:11,739 think I did the math on that, huh? That stat comes directly from hot dog.org. I 555 00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:17,259 didn't even know of such a place, but I am going to submit a strongly worded letter and ask them 556 00:53:17,259 --> 00:53:24,249 to treat to please change their their domain name to pig missile. Because I think they'd get a lot 557 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:28,809 more traffic. But that's just me. You wonder what that breaks down to. I already told you it would 558 00:53:28,810 --> 00:53:35,688 stretch from DC to LA five times over. Well, this is the real stat that'll impress you. Okay? Because 559 00:53:35,689 --> 00:53:39,209 when you think of a pig missile, you think, you know it's going to take you a few minutes to eat 560 00:53:39,210 --> 00:53:43,409 it, right? You got to take bites. You got chew, you got to swallow. Make sure we're not choking. Maybe 561 00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:50,409 wash it down with your favorite beverage of choice. But 150 pig missiles in one day breaks 562 00:53:50,409 --> 00:53:57,090 down to 818 pig missiles per second between Memorial Day and Labor 563 00:53:57,090 --> 00:54:03,489 Day. Americans will consume about 7 billion pig missiles. So 150 564 00:54:03,489 --> 00:54:10,489 million is one heck of of a number to reach on one day. But if you take Memorial 565 00:54:10,489 --> 00:54:17,449 Day to Labor Day and the 7 billion hot dogs that we as Americans will put back, that's 818 566 00:54:17,490 --> 00:54:24,469 hot dogs or pig missiles, if you will, every second of every day between Memorial Day and 567 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:30,229 Labor Day. I'll tell you if if something on this show has ever earned a round of applause, I think 568 00:54:30,230 --> 00:54:37,070 it's that stat right there. 818 a second from Memorial Day to Labor Day. That is 569 00:54:37,070 --> 00:54:42,269 red, white and blue. If I've ever seen anything that's red, white and blue. Uh, how about this? 570 00:54:42,310 --> 00:54:48,829 Americans will spend nearly $9 billion on the 4th of July for 571 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:55,829 food alone. 8.9 billion is the official estimate. But I like that 9 billion. I'm 572 00:54:55,830 --> 00:55:02,310 a big round numbers guy. Now. That includes burgers, pig missiles, potato salad, baked beans, watermelon, 573 00:55:02,310 --> 00:55:08,909 and enough chips to bury a small town. Uh, I got that stat from WalletHub. And, 574 00:55:08,909 --> 00:55:15,148 um, let me tell you, it's really kind of poignant when you think about it. And also, all joking aside, 575 00:55:15,189 --> 00:55:22,179 you got to think about truck drivers impact on that, right? None of that $8.99 billion 576 00:55:22,179 --> 00:55:28,620 worth of food gets to us as. As normal everyday four wheel in Americans. If a truck driver doesn't 577 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:34,739 move it first. So hats off to all of the 3 million truck drivers that get our goods where they need 578 00:55:34,739 --> 00:55:40,219 to be in this great nation. Now, you might ask if we're going to spend. 9 billion on food. I kind of 579 00:55:40,259 --> 00:55:45,100 got to wonder how much we're going to spend on booze because, hey, people like to get a little bit 580 00:55:45,139 --> 00:55:49,779 rowdy when they're celebrating America's birthday, and that's one of the freedoms that we enjoy. I 581 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:55,459 will say this be safe. Okay? Consume responsibly. Make sure you're not driving. We don't want 582 00:55:55,459 --> 00:56:00,819 anybody's career to end over a night where you had too much fun. Uh, but Americans will spend 583 00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:07,779 about $4 billion on beer and wine for the 4th of July alone. George Washington 584 00:56:07,779 --> 00:56:13,579 would approve. That's all I can say. Look it. Don't kid yourself. The founding fathers were were 585 00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:19,008 drinking whiskey back in the day. And without that whiskey they might not have ever had. Sit down and 586 00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:24,570 have the conversation about no taxation without representation. And we can do this better across 587 00:56:24,570 --> 00:56:30,889 the pond. So I'm just saying that's a stat that would make your forefathers proud. How about this 588 00:56:30,889 --> 00:56:37,409 $2.8 billion will be spent on things that go boom. Americans will spend 589 00:56:37,409 --> 00:56:44,289 2.8 billion on fireworks this year. That's actually more than four times what we spent 590 00:56:44,290 --> 00:56:50,370 at the turn of the century, which isn't surprising at all. But hey, the industry is kind of on fire 591 00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:55,089 right now. Pun intended. Um, especially this time of year, man, you start to see them pop up. It's always 592 00:56:55,090 --> 00:56:59,409 one of my favorite times in the summer, when you're cruising around in June and you start to 593 00:56:59,409 --> 00:57:05,089 see those big striped tents go up all over the place and parking lots across this country. And 594 00:57:05,090 --> 00:57:10,889 kids eyes start to get big because they know sooner or later, mom and dad are going to stop at 595 00:57:10,889 --> 00:57:15,539 that tent and we're going to load up the car with all the entertainment we're going to need for the 596 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:22,509 4th of July. It's exciting. I love this time of year. How about this the 2026 Macy's 4th 597 00:57:22,509 --> 00:57:29,509 of July celebration in New York. Plans to launch 85,000 fireworks shows during 598 00:57:29,509 --> 00:57:35,989 its display alone. 85,000 shells in one performance in 599 00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:41,070 one city. It's pretty mind blowing. You start to couple that with all of the other big 600 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:46,389 metropolitan cities that will put on their own gigantic firework display, and then you 601 00:57:46,389 --> 00:57:51,829 extrapolate from there all of the people that just love this holiday, and they're going to go 602 00:57:51,830 --> 00:57:57,870 out and spend 500 or 1000 bucks to load up their camp trailer or whatever they're in, and then 603 00:57:57,870 --> 00:58:02,389 they're going to go out and put on their own display. I just would love to know. I couldn't find 604 00:58:02,389 --> 00:58:09,309 any stats about how many fireworks will be set off in total, but let me tell you, it's a lot. 605 00:58:09,350 --> 00:58:14,139 If they're going to do 85,000 in New York alone. You can bet you were creeping up into the 606 00:58:14,139 --> 00:58:21,019 millions of fuzes lit for the 4th of July alone. Now, America's firework industry relies 607 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:26,099 heavily on trucking every summer, as you might have imagined. The American Pyrotechnics 608 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:32,619 Association even receives special federal trucking exemptions around July 4th, 609 00:58:32,659 --> 00:58:39,258 because moving fireworks become such a massive nationwide operation, that's pretty cool. I did not 610 00:58:39,259 --> 00:58:45,499 know that until I found that stat from American Pyro. Com, which had sounds like a metal band to me, 611 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:50,418 but it's actually where the pyro technicians gather, and that's kind of their spot. Um, it's kind 612 00:58:50,419 --> 00:58:56,340 of cool website if you're into that type of thing. I would go check it out. 86% of Americans will 613 00:58:56,340 --> 00:59:02,579 celebrate in some way, shape or form over the 4th of July. That's what. That's what they say. 86% say 614 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:07,899 they will celebrate. That, to me, means it's probably it could be even more than that because 615 00:59:07,899 --> 00:59:11,560 some people are just, you know, maybe they're just being jerks about it. No, I don't like this country. 616 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,839 I'm not going to celebrate. But sure enough, we'll catch you out on the porch with a pig missile in 617 00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:21,038 your pocket. Watch on the fireworks show. That sounds like a celebration to me. And of course, 618 00:59:21,039 --> 00:59:25,719 we've got the people that say they're going to celebrate, but just stay home. Hey, I consider that 619 00:59:25,719 --> 00:59:30,359 celebrating in your own way. If you'd like to just get a pizza and stay in for the night. Heck, man, 620 00:59:30,359 --> 00:59:37,159 it's hot out there. I understand that, but 86% is a pretty good clip. I like it, I 621 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:42,319 think we can do better. I think we can get to 90% next year, but we'll see. Like I said, it's the 622 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:48,319 250th birthday. It's a pretty good time to well up with national pride. This one is a little bit of a 623 00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:54,399 morbid stat, but one that I think is very poignant when you think about it. Three American presidents 624 00:59:54,399 --> 01:00:00,959 have actually died on July 4th, and not because of a misguided bottle rocket. Thomas Jefferson and 625 01:00:00,959 --> 01:00:07,479 John Adams both died on July 4th, 1826, exactly 50 years after the 626 01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:13,870 Declaration of Independence, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Five years later in 627 01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:20,188 1831. Three founding area or three excuse me. Founding era presidents. 628 01:00:20,349 --> 01:00:25,509 All. On the 4th of July. I mean, if that's not patriotic, I don't know what is. Give me the big 629 01:00:25,510 --> 01:00:30,909 stars and stripes top hat and the long stars and stripes trench coat. I'm gonna stand up on top of 630 01:00:30,909 --> 01:00:36,629 the mountain and scream, happy birthday, America. I mean, and and also rest in peace to our founding 631 01:00:36,629 --> 01:00:42,309 fathers there. But, uh, kind of a, like I said, a little bit morbid, but also a very interesting 632 01:00:42,310 --> 01:00:49,229 stat. And finally, we're turning 250. Can you believe it? 250 years in this great 633 01:00:49,230 --> 01:00:54,469 nation, the biggest number of all, really, only one generation gets to celebrate America's 634 01:00:54,470 --> 01:01:01,069 bicentennial. Only one generation gets to celebrate America's 250th birthday. And that's 635 01:01:01,069 --> 01:01:06,709 us. Okay, pretty cool stuff when you break it down to brass tacks. So this weekend, whether you're 636 01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:11,938 watching fireworks, grilling pig missiles, haul and freight, spending time with family, or just 637 01:01:11,939 --> 01:01:18,699 enjoying a cold drink on the porch. Remember that 250 years ago, a bunch of stubborn Americans 638 01:01:18,699 --> 01:01:25,459 bet everything on an idea called freedom. Today, 150 million hot dogs, billions of 639 01:01:25,459 --> 01:01:32,259 dollars in fireworks, and 340 million Americans later. I'd say that that bet 640 01:01:32,299 --> 01:01:38,340 paid off. Thanks for joining me here on our special 4th of July episode, as we celebrate 641 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:45,219 America's 250th birthday. The number one thing I want you to take away is be safe, as always. 642 01:01:45,219 --> 01:01:50,100 And I'm talking if you're driving. If you're out there hauling, you know I'm going to tell you to 643 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:55,180 be safe. If you're lighting off fireworks, keep a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher around. All 644 01:01:55,219 --> 01:02:00,059 right. We over here on the West Coast tend to burn down this time of year. So take the firework 645 01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:04,919 safety seriously. You don't want to be stomping out a bush like Kevin was talking about. uh, that 646 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:10,039 that can go bad really fast and be safe with your consumption. I'm not going to tell you how many 647 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,560 pig missiles to have that's on you, but if you're, uh, if you're imbibing a little bit this weekend, 648 01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:20,479 you're having some beer. In the spirit of America, uh, I understand we're all going to do it, but 649 01:02:20,479 --> 01:02:25,999 let's be safe out there again. We don't want one fun night to ruin a career and such a great 650 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:32,039 career at that. A career that actually makes it possible for America to grow to its next 651 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:38,999 250 years. Once again, thank you all for for joining me today. Be safe out there. Happy 652 01:02:38,999 --> 01:02:44,119 250th America. This is the Cypress Truck Lines podcast signing off.