America's Big 250: Fourth of July with Cypress Drivers
Released 07/01/2026
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Episode description
Two hundred and fifty years. America has been doing this for two hundred and fifty years and we are celebrating it the only way we know how on the Cypress Truck Lines Podcast. In Episode 26 Marcus brings back two of the show's most beloved guests, Tony Miller and Kevin Barritt, for a Fourth of July special that is exactly as fun as it sounds from start to finish. Firework stories. Childhood shenanigans. Eye-popping Fourth of July stats that will make you think twice before you light the next one. A genuine moment of appreciation for the veterans who made every single one of these celebrations possible. And most importantly the introduction of what is absolutely going to become the world's new favorite way to refer to a hot dog. Pig missiles. Tony and Kevin adopt the phrase immediately and there is no going back from there. This is not a serious episode. It was not supposed to be. It is a celebration of America, the open road, the people who drive it, and the holiday that reminds all of us why this country is worth being proud of. New episodes drop every Wednesday. Subscribe now and pass the pig missiles.
Two hundred and fifty years ago a group of very stubborn Americans looked at the most powerful empire on Earth and said no thanks, we are going to try this on our own, and somehow against every odd imaginable it worked, and in Episode 26 of the Cypress Truck Lines Podcast Marcus celebrates America's 250th birthday the only way he knows how, bringing back two of the show's most beloved guests, Tony Miller and Kevin Barritt, for a Fourth of July special built on fireworks stories, questionable childhood decisions involving explosives, a genuine moment of appreciation for the veterans who made all of it possible, some eye popping holiday stats, and the introduction of a phrase that is never going away again. Pig missiles.
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Episode Highlights
The spirit that is still rolling down American highways: Marcus opens Episode 26 with a cold open that ties the entire 250 year story of America directly to the open road. It is in every veteran who raised their right hand. It is in every family gathering around the grill. It is in every truck driver crossing this nation one mile at a time. While most people celebrate freedom for a weekend, truck drivers help deliver it every single day. If America moves, Marcus says, it is because a truck driver moved first.
The arrival of pig missiles: Tony and Kevin introduce the phrase early and never look back. Marcus teases it in the cold open and lets it land properly once the drivers are in the room. By the end of the episode pig missiles has fully replaced hot dogs in the vocabulary of everyone involved and Marcus leans into it for the rest of the show, including working it into his safety message at the very end.
Fireworks gone sideways: Tony and Kevin trade stories about Fourth of July mishaps from years past, including Kevin's bush stomping incident that Marcus brings back up in the outro as a reminder of how fast a fun night can turn into a problem. The stories are funny in hindsight but Marcus uses them as a natural bridge into real firework safety advice without ever losing the lighthearted tone of the episode.
The fireworks industry runs on trucking: Marcus shares a detail that connects this holiday directly back to the trucking industry. The American Pyrotechnics Association receives special federal trucking exemptions around July 4th because moving fireworks becomes such a massive nationwide operation. The Macy's Fourth of July celebration alone plans to launch 85,000 fireworks shells in a single display, and that is before accounting for every other major city and every family loading up a camp trailer with $500 or $1,000 worth of their own show.
Three presidents and one date: Marcus shares one of the most genuinely surprising stats of the episode. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on July 4th, 1826, exactly fifty years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence. James Monroe died on July 4th five years later in 1831. Three founding era presidents, all on the Fourth of July. Marcus calls it morbid but undeniably poignant.
Only one generation gets this: Marcus closes the stats segment with the number that matters most. America is turning 250 and only one generation in the entire history of the country gets to celebrate its semiquincentennial. That is this generation, right now, this year. 150 million hot dogs, billions of dollars in fireworks, and 340 million Americans later, Marcus says the bet those stubborn Americans made 250 years ago on an idea called freedom has clearly paid off.
Safety wrapped in celebration: True to form Marcus does not let the fun episode end without a safety reminder, and he delivers it with the same humor that carried the whole show. Keep a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher nearby. Take firework safety seriously. Be smart about how many pig missiles and how many beers you have if you are celebrating. One fun night should never be allowed to ruin a career, especially a career that helps make it possible for America to reach its next 250 years.
From The Host
“This is exactly the kind of episode I think we need to do every single Fourth of July from here on out. Tony and Kevin came in, we had a blast, we introduced the world to pig missiles, and somewhere in the middle of all the laughing we actually landed on something real. Truck drivers deliver freedom every single day, not just on the weekend everybody else celebrates it. Only one generation gets to celebrate America's 250th birthday and that is us. Pretty cool when you break it down. Be safe out there this weekend, watch your fireworks, watch your pig missile consumption, and happy 250th, America.” — Marcus Bridges, Host
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Transcript
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250 years ago, a group of very stubborn Americans looked at the most powerful empire
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on Earth and said a few words that changed the world forever. Something along the lines of no
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thanks. We're going to try this on our own. And somehow, against every odd imaginable, it
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worked. Two and a half centuries later, that same spirit is still rolling down our American
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highways. It's in every veteran who raised their right hand and volunteered to protect this
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country. It's in every family gathering around the grill on the 4th of July. It's in every
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small town parade, every fireworks show, every American flag flapping from the back of a pickup
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truck. And it's in every truck driver crossing this nation one mile at a time.
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Because while most people celebrate freedom for a weekend, truck drivers help deliver it every
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single day. The food, the fuel, the steel, the lumber, the building supplies, the machinery, the
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supplies that everybody needs. If America moves, it's because a truck driver moved first.
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So today we're celebrating America's 250th birthday. The only way we know how.
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We're talking freedom. We're talking fireworks. We're talking questionable childhood decisions
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involving explosives. And probably most importantly, we're talking pig missiles. Happy
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birthday America! Let's light the fuze.
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Countdown to the Cypress Truck Lines podcast starts now.
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Your number one professional flatbed podcast here to deliver stories, safety updates and company
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news directly to your ears. Let's get down to business.
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How's the weather out there? Cypress and Sunbelt. Welcome to another episode of the Cypress Truck
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Lines podcast. And a very special episode, if I do say so myself. In fact, I
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think that it's only, uh, it should be a thing that we do every single 4th of July special here on
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this. We're going to go with some party horns. I mean, the 250th. Birthday that definitely warrants
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party horns. Uh, I got an eagle screech here for you. Love it, love it. How about
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some, uh. How about some fireworks? Little bottle rocket action for you. And, of
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course, the most iconic, uh, quote from anybody ever that was fighting to protect our nation. Not
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really, but this is kind of facetious of me. I just love the movie Independence Day. So much so I got
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this for you too. Welcome to Earth. Right after he punches an alien in the face. You know, I always
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have said if he just said. Welcome to Earth. After he slapped Chris Rock at that award show,
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everybody would have laughed it off. But no, you had to be all serious about it. You had to take a
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stand. I mean, all you had to do was drop the Welcome to Earth and everybody would have been
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like, well, it's Will Smith. I mean, he fought the aliens. I digress. Welcome to our big
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4th of July special here on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. We are celebrating America's
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250th birthday today and I am pumped about it. We got a couple drivers that are going to come in
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here and join us a little bit later for some nostalgic talk about Fourth of July's past, as
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well as what it actually means to these guys. And we are going to introduce a new term to you that
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you might have heard in the cold open and said, hey, what does that mean? Well, you'll find out. So
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just stay tuned. Uh, we'll bring our drivers in here in just a moment. Now, obviously, I got to tell
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you about our website. It's the one stop shop for all things Cypress Truck Lines podcast. So make
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sure to get over there and, uh, check out podcast.cypresstruck.com. But the one thing I really
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want to put on your homework agenda today is to tell a friend, you know, you're going to hear Tony
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and Kevin come in here and join us for this episode, and we're going to have a lot of fun. It's
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a lot of laughs. Look for the for America's 250th birthday and the 4th of July. We're celebrating.
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We're not talking a lot of the nuts and bolts of trucking here. Uh, and and it's fun. We get to have
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fun doing this type of stuff. Like, there's a reason these guys are willing to come on and play
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ball with me, and it's because it's a fun episode, but all of them are fun to a certain extent. We
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tell some phenomenal stories on this podcast. We get really in depth. We'll give you time to let
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your story or your experience breathe and actually get out of it what you put into it. So
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tell a friend, if you're listening to this today and you know a driver that maybe hasn't looked it
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up, but you're enjoying it, I want you to tell that driver, hey, maybe the the big 4th of July special,
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where we celebrate America's 250th birthday, is the one you want to check out because it's a
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little bit goofy, it's a little bit off the wall, and it's a whole heck of a lot of fun, too. Well up
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with national pride with a microphone in your face. So tell a friend that's your homework today
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and probably for the weeks to come. Tell a friend. Listen to the Cypress Truck Lines podcast and
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then head on over to the website podcast.cypresstruck.com and click that button where you can get in touch with
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me if you want to be on this show. We welcome all comers. If you wear a Cypress Truck Line's logo,
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you are welcome on this show. I don't care if you're dispatch, I don't care if you're admin. I
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don't care if you're out in the shop. Uh, maybe you're at CTC, maybe you're in orientation. It does
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not matter. We will welcome you on this show. And of course, drivers get in here. Let's talk. Let's
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have a little bit of fun on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. Tell a friend that's your homework
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for today. Moving on. It's time. It's time to celebrate like no other
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country can. And let me tell you something. Uh, with the World Cup in town, there's one thing that I
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have noticed. And it is nobody really celebrates like America. And you're finding that out. You're
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hearing that from Europeans, from, uh, from various Asian countries. The Japanese are down in
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Texas right now watching their team play soccer, and they are over the moon. I mean, they are
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they're experiencing a culture shock that is years in the making. Uh, the culture down in Texas
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is very unique, and it is a state all of its own. Um, and you've got some people from Japan who
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aren't used to that type of hospitality and man, I am eating it up on the social media websites. It
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is so much fun to watch people come over here and start just, you know, having fun,
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start living it up like Americans do. Because I've said it before and I'll say it again, uh, nobody
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really does it better than we do over here. Okay. That's, you know, well, up with national pride.
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That's fine. I have a microphone. I can say what I want here to a certain extent. Anyway, another
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digression. Uh, let's bring our drivers in here because we have to introduce a new
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term into the lexicon. It's very important, especially for the 4th of July. And you'll find
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out why. Because I'm going to come back on the back end of this interview, and we're going to
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talk some 4th of July stats, and you are going to be blown away by what I tell you. When
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we start talking about the consumption that's going to happen over America's 250th birthday. I'm
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so pumped about this episode. Let's get our Stars and Stripes hat on and get our two drivers in
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here right now.
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All right, welcome back in here to the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. And a big, happy 250th
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birthday that we're wishing today to these beautiful United States of America. Uh, it's a it's
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a big one right there, throwing block parties all the way across the country. We'll get into that
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here in just a little bit. Uh, but first we want to welcome the two guys that are joining us today,
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and they have made appearances on this show before. We're always happy when we can get some
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time to sit down with them. Please welcome to the show first, Mr. Kevin Barritt. Kevin, how are we
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doing out there today? I'm doing all right, Marcus. Sounds like you're baking on the blacktop a
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little bit today. Oh, yeah. I'm here at the CTC Cypress Training Center. Trust
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in the process. Getting a nice suntan in the process. I imagine so. You know, every time I saw
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Ken when I was actually on, uh, on station out there in Jacksonville, Ken always was wearing long,
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long pants and a long sleeve shirt. Uh, I have a feeling that is to, uh, basically shield himself
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from the Florida heat out there. That's kind of the, uh, the the idea that I got out of the whole
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thing. Yeah. They try to protect yourself a little bit from the sun instead of sitting out here
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baking in it. Yeah, for sure, man. And how long are you going to be over there? Do you know? Uh, at this
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point, I don't know. It all depends on when when my hand heals and I'll get back in the truck. Okay.
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Well, uh, here's to, uh, a speedy recovery for you. Because I know you'd rather be in the truck than
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out there baking on the blacktop. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Thanks for joining us today, Kevin.
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Always a pleasure to have you here. Uh, our other driver joining us, another guy that's been on this
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show plenty. His name is Tony Miller. Tony, thank you so much for being here as well today, man. Hey,
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Marcus, thank you very much for inviting me, sir. Kevin, how are you doing? I'm doing all right, Tony.
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Now, uh, where are you doing today? What's your name? What's your. Name?
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Oh, man. I'll tell you guys, if I could, if I could say some of the jokes that are flung back and
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forth in the group text that I have with you guys on this show, I totally would, but it's never a
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dull moment with you guys, and I really appreciate that. Now, uh, Tony, where are you joining us from
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today? I actually made it to Fort Myers, Florida today. I don't get to go home, but.
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But you're there, is it? You're you're close to home. I am so close to home. Just can't go home
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tonight. Okay. All right. Well, we appreciate the time. Uh, hopefully this will break up the monotony
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a little bit for you. Um, I kind of am curious. I know it's off in the future a little bit, just so
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everybody knows here, and we're completely transparent. We are recording this episode, uh, a
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little bit before the actual 4th of July or the week that the 4th of July falls on. Um, you know,
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I'm going to take some vacation. I'm going off all next week. So I had to get this episode done
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before I left. And, uh, so it's a little bit strange for us to talk about all this, uh, patriotism and
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pageantry that surrounds the 4th of July. Uh, but, uh, what are you guys doing on the 4th of July? Are
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you getting to take some time off? Are you getting home at least to spend time with your family? Tony,
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I'll start with you. Yep. My wife and I, um. She's already done the research. Uh, there's going to be
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fireworks at Fort Myers Beach, and we don't live far from there. And then just across the river.
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Cape coral always has a nice Fort Myers, our 4th of July celebration. So we're actually going to go
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across the bridge to Cape Coral to Red, white and uh, boom, they call it red white and boom. Red white
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and boom I love it, I love it. How about you, Kevin? Uh, since you're over there at CTC, probably a
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little bit easier for you to get home for the weekend festivities. Yeah, well, technically not,
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because I live four hours away, So most likely I'll probably be here. Okay, well, uh, maybe you
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should go tag along with Tony. Yeah, right. CTC will be closed, I'm sure, but I'll be here in
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Jacksonville, so I'll find something to do. I'm sure. For sure, for sure. Well, that kind of leads me
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to my next question, fellas, because I was thinking about it the other day, and as I was putting this
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episode together, one question that kept rising to the top for me was, what's your ideal 4th of
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July celebration? What? What if everything worked out perfect? What would it be? And the reason I
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came to that is because I was very fortunate as a kid. We grew up only six miles from an alpine lake,
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did a lot of water skiing, a lot of wakeboarding on that lake. Um, I was a parasail boat captain out
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there for a few summers. Um, just spent so many hours on that lake. And that is where the firework
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display was, uh, for us. And and what we would do is always just jam pack. There were way too many
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people. We would pull the boat out just before dusk, and we would barbecue up in the parking lot.
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And then once everybody poured out after the, uh, or before the fireworks, we would put our boat
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back in and I would sit up on the wakeboard tower and watch the fireworks blow up over my head in
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this beautiful mountain lake setting. And I don't know that that was a more ideal place for me. It
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was all where all my family was. All my friends were sitting in this beautiful location watching
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these fireworks. So I want to present that question to you guys. What is the absolute ideal
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celebration here? Um, and maybe it's exactly what you're going to be doing, Tony. But, uh, talk to me
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about it. If you could have all things in line and everything perfect. What's the ideal 4th of July
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celebration for you? Almost similar to yours. I grew up in a little town called Lakeview, Iowa.
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Obviously, there was a lake and a 4th of July. They always had a big celebration and then fireworks
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at night. And we lived just a couple blocks on the lake. So I would say an ideal going
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back. And my wife and I actually got married there in Lake View. So her and I going back to Lake View,
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grilling hamburgers and hot dogs, and then going down to the lake and watching the fireworks. That
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would be ideal for me. That sounds nice, man. And I have to tell you right now that we have we have
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officially changed the name. They are no longer called hot Dogs on this show. They are called pig
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missiles. And uh, they from henceforth they shall be known. Okay, so just just a
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little a little peek behind the curtain of what I got going on because there is a pig missile
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question coming up here. Uh, but that's how I'll be referring to them for the rest of the show. Okay.
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Perfect. You like that one? I do. Good, good. How about you, Kevin? What's the ideal
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celebration look like for you? Everything perfect. You're off work. You can go wherever you want. What
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are you doing for your ideal 4th of July celebration on America's Big 250? I was I was
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fortunate enough to grow up there in Saint Pete. So I grew up on the beaches and we always went to
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the beach or downtown Saint Pete where the pier was and watched the fireworks there. So anytime
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family that I can get to the beach and actually watch the fireworks, there's always, always ideas
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for us. I bet you it's beautiful out there for it's Saint Petersburg for a fireworks display. Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's it's beautiful out there, but my wife and I, we'd really probably one year
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I'd like to go up to, like, Gatlinburg and try to feed in the mountains, you know, just for something
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different. And in Gatlinburg is that, uh, is that Tennessee? Where's that? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's out
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there by the Smoky Mountains. Okay. Gotcha. Pretty much the only mountains you guys got out there.
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Unless you're going to go see the Appalachians, right? Yep. Yeah, we took a family vacation out
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there during Christmas one year. So one year we like to try for 4th of July. You know, it's it's so
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pretty in the mountains. But the only problem is the mountains, at least over here, where I'm from
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in the Pacific Northwest and on the west coast, you have to weigh, uh, the mountains and the views
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with the fact that you could easily catch all of that on fire in a moment's notice and just watch
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it burned to the ground, you know? Yeah, right. Uh, we had a baseball stadium here that was built in
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the, I believe, in the early 1900s. So like 1906 or something like that. It was called Civic
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Stadium, and it was the quintessential old school baseball stadium. It was all wood. The bleachers
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were all wood. It literally looked like it came out of the movie A League of Their Own. And, uh, you
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know, when I was in college, they had dollar beers on Thursdays, so we'd go down and watch the local,
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uh, farm team play and and drink dollar beers and just have a great time. Well, not very long ago,
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within the last, probably 7 or 8 years, a couple of eighth graders were playing with ground blooms,
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and they burnt the entire stadium to the ground while it was still in service. No joke.
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Complete structure. Fire 100% loss. It's no longer there. So that's a real that's a reality for
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us out here in the Pacific Northwest. You know, we can't have any fireworks out here that, uh, that go
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up in the sky unless you're licensed to have them, believe it or not. Uh, but. Now, are you guys big on
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the fireworks? Because, uh, is something I've noticed about truck drivers. I got a few guys that,
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uh, that have joined me on other shows. It's nothing for them to drop 4 or 500 bucks on
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fireworks each year, and they go through them. They have big, big block parties. They set everybody's
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car alarm off. Uh, you know, some of them singe off an eyebrow. Uh, it's pretty much par for the course.
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So I wonder, Tony, are you a big firework guy? I mean, I know you like to watch the big ones, but do
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you like to have a horde of your own? You know, I used to, but I'm so darn cheap
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Oh, I wouldn't spend over 20 bucks now. I used to do that when my sons were younger. We would
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scrounge the money up and have a good time, but not anymore. They get expensive fast. Man, you fill
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up the trunk of your car, uh, with with a lot of that stuff. And you will be a few hundred bucks in
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the hole, no question. Now, Kevin, you said you injured your hand. You weren't holding on to an
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M80 for too long, were you? Nah. Nah. What about you? Do you like the.
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Are you a big fireworks guy? Do you have a closet full? No. We, uh. Now we'd rather just watch someone
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else do it. But, uh, we're more into the whole barbecue end of it and cook it out. And having
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family time. Okay, well, Tony told us he's going to be grilling, uh, pig missiles and burgers. What are
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you throwing on the grill? Pig missiles. Okay, I like it, I like it. Well, that's a great. That leads
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me to my next question, fellas. And this is one for me. I'll tell you a little story. You know me. Every
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question I have here is going to come with a little setup story. Um, and, uh, this one, when I came
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across the term pig missile, I got to thinking, what's the best pig missile I've ever had? Hands
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down. What is it? It's got to be one that stands out. And actually, I'll be honest with you, it's
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four that stand out. But they were all in the same sitting. Um, I, I was, uh, I was down on Fremont
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Street in Las Vegas. Uh, this is back in my, in my early 30s. And I would definitely say that was in
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my party days. Okay. So I it was about 4:00, I stumbled neigh I crawled into a casino
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down on Fremont Street. Uh, I don't know what they were thinking out there on the on the actual
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street itself, but they were selling IPAs that were 32oz, and I was drinking them like it was the
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end of the world. And, um, I got into this casino and I was in a bad way. I was just about to go up
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to the hotel room and call it a night at 4 p.m.. Um, and I look up and there's this sign on the
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wall, and it was almost like there was, you know, a ray of light coming through the window that was
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illuminating the sign. It was this old canvas sign and it said hot dog and a beer. $2. And I
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thought, it's my guardian angel. I've been saved. So I went and spent eight bucks and I didn't drink
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any of the beers, but I ate all four of those pig missiles. Um, and it saved my life. I had a full fun
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night in Vegas playing blackjack with my buddies that night. And I have to say, that's the best pig
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missile I've ever had. All four of them. Nothing but ketchup and mustard, probably, I don't know,
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passed their expiration date by at least six months. Uh, but they saved my life that night. And
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so I present that question to you because, uh, the pig missile is something that America takes very
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seriously. You can go to almost any region in the United States and try some type of regional pig
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missile. And you guys, as truck drivers, get to see a lot of those different regions. So I'm curious,
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Tony, is there a pig missile that you've had in your life that really sticks out to you as the
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best one ever. Well, your story is unbeatable. You cannot be. You cannot top your story. Um,
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but first, I would say the first best missile is a free one. Yeah, yeah.
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Um, but second of all, with family and friends. Family and loved ones. So I would say growing up
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when the, you know, with family camp outs or something, the pig missiles at family camp outs
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would probably be ranked pretty high on my book. That's a really good answer. Well, and I'll follow
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it up by asking you what are your preferred toppings? Ketchup. Straight ketchup. Nothing
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else. Boy, there is a whole city up in Illinois that would, uh, they would burn you at the stake
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for saying such blasphemy. You know that, right? But I'm the same way. I love ketchup on my hot dog.
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Yeah, I know, I know, I don't like, relish or whatever. None of that. Just straight up
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ketchup. Yeah. No mustard, no mustard, no mustard. All right, well, uh, hopefully nobody from Chicago is
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listening right now because we just offended them. But you know what? They shouldn't be so
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pretentious about their pork missiles. That's all I can say. Or pig missiles. Sorry. Um. Pig missiles.
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Get it right. How about how about for you, Kevin? Uh, you got one that sticks out in your mind is the
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best one you've ever had in your travels? No. Not really. I mean, being being on the road so much, you
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know, you you get the the pig missile style that we like, the truckers call roller dogs. So you have
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to let the truck stop. And. Uh. But do you, do you are you selective about those roller dogs? Because
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some of them look like they're a bit weathered. Some of them look like they've been out on the
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blacktop getting baked at CTC, if you know what I mean. Yeah, well, those are the kind I like that are
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a little bit, a little bit more done. Got a little bit of crunch to them. I mean I don't like them
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burnt, but one that's really done real well. And my preferred topping would be just mustard. So I'm
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opposite Tony. Something about that sometimes spicy mustard. Okay, something about that doesn't
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surprise me that you guys are polar opposites when it comes to the hot dogs, based on some of
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our conversations, you know? But okay, I do. I do agree with him that the
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the best one is free, especially on National Pigments Day in the South. Give me a free one. Oh,
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hey, I didn't know that was the thing. That's pretty cool. I got a truck stop not far from my
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house. I might have to dip in there on Pig Missile Day. Is that is that like all of them? Is it kind
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of like, uh, what? You know, a bunch of restaurants on Veterans Day will give veterans free meals. Uh,
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this is kind of the same thing for truck stops on on National Pig Missile Day. Yep, yep. Very cool.
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Okay, you guys are teaching me something. I'm actually writing that down right now because I
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don't want to forget it. Do you have do you have that day marked on your calendar? Do you know what
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it is? No. It comes through the loves app and says, oh, you know, it's National Hot Dog Day or Pig
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Missile Day, and we're, uh, come get your free pig that's all. And of course, in our group, you know, we
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make sure we all text each other. Hey, you know, it's pretty hot dogs with the love. I like it, I
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like it, and I love the way that you guys have adopted my my nomenclature there. But pig missile
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is. It's real. We've probably already said it 40 times. That's good. That's going to be our new
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thing for sure. Perfect. I'll get the hats and t shirts printed. I love. It. Uh, looking like.
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According to a quick Google search here, National Hot Dog, or as we call them, Pig Missile Day, uh,
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takes place Wednesday, July 15th. So coming up here in just a couple. Coming up. Yeah. Coming up in just
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a few weeks after, uh, after we're recording this and, uh, it looks like out here, at least in my
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neighborhood, 7-Eleven, pilot, flying J and Sonic Drive-In will all hook you up with either heavily
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discounted or buy one. Get one, uh, missiles. So, man, you can't you can't lose on that day. You can't
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lose it all if you got a pig missile in your hand, am I right? All right. Well, fellas,
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uh, it brings me to my next one here. Um, we talked a little bit about fireworks already, but we had
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to sit down and talk about, uh, pig missiles because we talked about just. That was going to be
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an aspect of our ideal celebration. Uh, but now I'm asking you to to dig into your past a little bit
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here. Um, one thing I know about truck drivers is a lot of them, uh, grew up with, uh, with very. I don't
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want to say feral childhoods. I want to say, uh, they were they were outside kids always out there
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playing, always out, uh, getting into adventure and trouble, if you will. And what I find is that, much
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like myself, that made for a lot of really funny 4th of July memories growing up. Um, I'll tell you
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my favorite one I don't. Yeah, we already mentioned ground blooms on this show. Uh, you guys might know
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them as ground bloom flowers. They're the little pink things that they're kind of cigar shaped, and
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they spin around like crazy and light up on the ground. And as a kid we were out lighting those
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and throwing them into the lake from the shore, because they'll sit on top of the water and
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they'll spin, and it's really cool. And I got really brave, and I was holding mine until it got
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right down to the end of the fuze, and I took it and I threw it. And that thing about probably five
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yards off the end of my hand spun up, and it spun directly up and over my head and back behind us,
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and it landed in one of those old nylon lawn chairs, you know, the basket woven nylon lawn
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chairs. Yeah. And it landed and it spun through and it dropped onto the ground and it burned out. And
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this lady walks over and she looks at her chair. It's got a brand new hole in it. She looks down at
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a at a field of eighth graders that are just all red in the face because we want to laugh, but we
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might be in big trouble here. Doesn't stop, doesn't doesn't do anything strange. She just looks at us,
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looks at her chair, sits down in it, grabs a beer out of the cooler and pops the beer. It was the
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coolest thing I've ever done, you guys, I've never. I couldn't do that again twice if I wanted to. Uh,
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and so that's the one that really sticks out for me, is one of my favorite or funniest 4th of July
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memories. Uh, Kevin, you got anything like that happened when you were a kid? Or maybe when you
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had kids that, uh, it sticks out in your mind as the favorite or funniest memory on the 4th of
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July? Yeah, I got I got a couple of them when I was, when I was a teenager. Me and my buddies, we would
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take a bottle rockets and we put them in a sling shot. You know, bottle rockets would go up on their
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own. But, you know, we wanted to get them to go higher so we'd stick them in a sling shot. And, you
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know, we were we were bad kids. So we all smoked cigarettes. So we would like to bottle rocket off
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with our cigarette. And then, uh, we'd fling it up into the air. Oh, I had
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one. I slung it up in the air and they went up probably maybe ten, 20ft, and turned direction and
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came straight back down across the street from where I was at, landed in the neighbor's bushes
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and caught it on fire. Whew! That one went the wrong way. They went up. They went. It lit. It
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shot straight back down. We're like, wait a minute. That went the wrong direction. Maybe a good shot
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over there. Sorry. Sorry. Go ahead, go ahead. We looked across the street. We just started seeing.
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The sparks in the bush are like, oh, we got fun getting to that. So were you able to put the bush
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out or did you just let it burn out? Yeah. No, we ran over there on. About four of us went over and
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started stomping on it. We got it out. But yeah, it was it was it definitely wasn't what we were
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expecting. And then after I got up drinking age and I was we were having a 4th of July
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cookout. And those spinners you were talking about, you know, I thought it would be a cool idea to
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light one up, drop it down into one of my beer bottles and watch it like the beer bottle up.
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There so many times until the glass gets too hot, and then eventually the glass just shatters. Yeah.
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But it looks cool at first couple of times because that bottle will light up, especially at
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night. Okay. Well, uh, you know, maybe no better time for us to say don't try this at home. Uh,
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for any of these things that we're telling you guys. Don't throw em. Don't put em in beer bottles.
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Don't launch bottle rockets with slingshots. This is why I say of memories past. And then, sure
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enough, you were. This is back in your young days. Is back when you were at your fighting weight,
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right, Kevin? Yep, yep. Uh. That's great. That's great. Tony. Uh, as you listen to that, I'm
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sure the memories start to bubble up in your head as well. Man, what do you got for me? Well, I'm. I'm
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honestly way more angelic than Kevin. So. But
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way back between, like, second grade. Third grade. Um, back when the dinosaurs. Wrong. Now,
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listen, we had running water. We had indoor plumbing, but this was.
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What a. Luxury would. Last. This was back in the early 70s
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and it was just my mom, my sister and I, and mom was putting herself through college, so I was I
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was left alone a lot. And me and my buddies in the summertime, we'd go around picking up Coke bottles
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and we'd bring them to the store and get $0.05 for every Coke bottle we brought in. We bought
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$0.05, and we lived in a town called Hayward in Iowa, which was right on the South Dakota border,
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so we could ride our bicycles outside of town across the river on the, of course, using a
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bridge. And then there'd be a fireworks stand. So as a second grader, I was buying bottled water,
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bottle rockets, firecrackers. Then we'd go back into Iowa, climb up on one of my buddy's roofs
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using the tree, and we'd sit up there lighting our bottle rockets off, and our firecrackers never got
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caught. Wow. That is. I mean, that's the stuff that they make it. You know, if that if that was a scene
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in Stand By Me or The Sandlot or something like that, I could totally picture that. I mean, you guys
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out there and you're in your converse all stars standing on a roof, lighting bottle rockets. And
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it's amazing to me because, Tony, we're not that far away from a time when second graders could go
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and buy explosives during one very, uh, you know, very distinct part of the year. I'm pretty sure
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that at least where I am, you got to be 18 or have a, uh, a parent or guardian with you. Are they still,
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uh, hawking bombs to to second graders out there in South Dakota and Iowa? Do you know? No they're
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not. I guess different time back then. Yeah. They would have sold you a pack of Marlboros and a
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beer back then, too, if you were nice enough to him. Right? Yep, yep. Yeah. Oh, man. It's
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it's so funny. You know, um, I, I, we could have, like I said, anything that that went up in the air when
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I was a kid. Well, you still can't hear. And as much as I hated it as a kid, as as a 41 year old, I look
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at it and say, yeah, I do like looking at my state when it's not on fire and it's so infrequently
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not on fire anymore that I kind of agree with the laws as they sit now. And far be it for me to
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agree with any law. I'm a real freedom lover, which is one of the reasons we're having this episode.
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And, uh, but right across the border, you know, where I grew up in, in the very northeast corner of
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Oregon, we were only about 60 or 70 miles from Idaho, 50 or 60 miles from Washington. And both of
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those states would sell the bombs. I mean, the big stuff that goes up, the mortars, all of it. And what
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always happened, it was funny because now that I think about it, it was totally illegal, but we
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would just load one guy up with all of our extra money, and he would come back with a trunk full of
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explosives. Um, and man, did we get into some stuff. You know, Roman candles. Uh, we used to have the
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Roman candle fights out in our driveway. And that actually ended the first time that I was pointing
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a Roman candle at somebody, and it fired out the back and hit me right in the family jewels. I mean,
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took me out. And I was like, I'm never firing a Roman candle again. How am I supposed to depend on
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these things? That's like, if you were out target shooting and you shot your 45 and it came out the
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back end and hit you in the shoulder, I mean, it just doesn't make any sense to me. So I, uh, you
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know, I never lost any fingers. I have singed an eyebrow or two before. Uh, one time we got in a lot
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of trouble with one of those. Uh, it was one of those canister mortars that has, like, 12 that fire
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out of it, and they go up in the air and they explode. And we were out on my family's boat dock
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on 4th of July. We were staying the night out there, and we had taken this thing and put it on
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the picnic table on the boat dock for some stupid reason. And of course, it fires one up and it moves
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a little bit and it fires another one up and it wiggles a little bit. And the third one, it fired
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it, vibrated it right off the table, and it fell onto its side, pointing its next nine mortars at
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all of us on a 20 by 20 boat dock surrounded by water. I mean, it was like a scene out of Saving
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Private Ryan. We got guys diving in the water because they're scared. We got people yelling and
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screaming, ducking for cover. And, uh, my buddy Kyler, I gotta hand it to him. Real hero stuff here. Uh, he
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just took three steps and punted this thing into the water. Uh, and it actually landed face down. And
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so it started firing the mortars down into the water, which is really kind of one of the coolest
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things I've ever seen. But now we've got people in the water, and now we're firing mortars into the
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water and they're exploding beneath them. So I don't think I ever should have had my hands on
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any of this stuff. You guys, I'm widely kind of considered the safety captain out there on the
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water. I'm really concerned somebody's gonna get hurt. But my instinct for self-preservation goes
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out the window when explosives are involved and I don't know why. Well, my question would be, you know,
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it's illegal to throw dynamite in the water to kill the fish. Did you kill any fish when that
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happened? None that we saw. It was really dark. I mean, this is like midnight up in the mountains. So
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not only do we not have any light pollution or anything like that, but the moon can't even keep
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it bright out there. It was really dark. I wouldn't be surprised. Tony. We're sitting at about 80 or
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90ft worth of water right there. Probable that we killed some fish. We just never knew that that was
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what happened. But I didn't even think about that until you brought it up. But yeah, fishing with
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dynamite. Highly illegal in most states, from what I understand. Maybe not Alabama, but most other
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states. Yeah. Maybe not. And they let you get away with a lot down there in Alabama, don't they? Kevin.
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Yeah, I guess. They let them have a football team, so. Oh well right.
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Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, you know, just a quick offshoot here. How do you think that football team's gonna
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play this year? What's, uh, what's your prediction? Early for us now that spring ball is over and
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we're just in that kind of lull in between spring ball. And when you actually get to watch football.
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I'll just ask you real quick, how are you feeling about your Crimson Tide? Well, as a true fan, uh, you
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know, I'm hoping for, for at least, oh, ten and 2 or 11 and one or something, you know, and shout
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at the playoffs. But with the with the way this town's been paying for bill paying
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for students, you know, it's it's almost hard to predict anymore. They were hired. They're buying
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their teams. Yep. Yep. It's hard to predict. And you know uh, as a as an Oregon fan, I was more than
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happy to see you guys take Caitlin DeBoer the hell out of Washington. I didn't want to see that
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guy anymore. How do you like your coach now that you're a few years in? Not too impressed. I mean,
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that's how I was a diehard Saban for himself. Well, I mean, he did come from the University of
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Washington, so you can't expect much. That's all I'll say about that. All right. Uh, Tony, I'll go
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ahead and ask you about your Florida Gators. Uh, I know Kevin probably doesn't want to hear too much
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about him, but how do you feel about your team this year real quick? I'm. I'm hoping for a 500
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season. You know, right down the middle. Okay. 500 points should be happy.
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Yeah. Uh, I just that's the only reason I asked the question is because I know maybe you guys are
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going to take shots at one another. So I was just opening up that, uh, that arena there for a second.
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Okay. But we do we do agree during football season that we either one of us are little
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cubicles. No, not at all. I get it, I get it. I mean, that's easy to say, right? I'm not a fan
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either. Oh, you all good? We'll all go down there and eat pig missiles,
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right? There you go. We can all. That's one thing that we'll join hands across America to eat pig
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missiles together. I know that for sure. Uh, I know that for sure. Well, fellas, uh, this has been great
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so far having you on here, but, uh, I want to take a little bit of a serious turn here, because we've
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been laughing a lot, talking about memories and everything like that. Uh, but I want to give you a
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chance to talk about what the 4th of July really means to you and to your family or to just, uh,
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your your view on on the world here, because it's a big one. This is America's 250th anniversary or
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250th birthday. Excuse me. Uh, the World Cup is going on right now, so the nation is welling up
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with national pride in a way that I haven't seen in a while. And I'll be honest with you, I didn't
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think the soccer team was going to be the the team that really pushed us over the edge for that.
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But, uh, the US men's national team had a great win in their opening game of the World Cup. We got
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people from every corner of the of the world out here right now, uh, basically immersing themselves
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in American culture. And I've been on social media for these last couple weeks during the opening of
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the World Cup. And what I've seen is that every corner of the world says the exact same thing.
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Once they actually get to America, they say, don't listen to the news media. Everything is great here.
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If you just watch the media, you'll think all the cities are on fire and everybody's shooting at
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one another and nobody's friendly. But they get over here and they realize it's all the exact
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opposite. The cities are beautiful, the stadiums are amazing, the people are friendly. And let's not
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forget the food. We do it better here than anybody else does. So this is kind of the segment of the
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show where you guys can well up with a little bit of national pride, if you feel so inclined. Uh, Tony,
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real, real simple question that will yield of probably a very complex answer. What is the 4th of
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July mean to you as Tony Miller? That's it. Freedom. Easy. You know, I had both
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my friends served in the military. My youngest was over in Afghanistan twice. And. Freedom.
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Freedom. It's true man. I you know, I love that answer because I've seen a lot of these guys say
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that, uh, you know, America does freedom better than anybody else. And I heard, too, that America is
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still the most free country from a guy who's, you know, from Europe in their country hopping over
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there. They can see 20 countries in a week. We'd be lucky to see that, uh, you know, we can maybe see 20
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states in a week by by comparison. But that's such an important thing. And and I'm glad that you
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brought it up, because we want to take a moment to thank all the veterans. Uh, whether you're driving
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for Cypress, whether you got veterans in your family, whether you're just listening to this
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podcast, doesn't matter. Uh, we're always going to take a moment out to thank our veterans for
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fighting for that freedom. And, uh, I'm sure, Tony, that having two sons that have experienced that
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firsthand, uh, this time of year, is really when the national pride starts to, uh, starts to bubble up
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in you. I can see that. Yes it does. Yes it does. You got yourself in a like an American flag button up
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shirt, or you got one of those cowboy hats with the stars and stripes on it or anything like that.
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Do you go that far? No, but my wife has gone out and gotten us both matching shirts for the 4th of
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July. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Uh, any. Did they have any kind of fun, uh, saying on them? Like, I saw a shirt
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the other day that said back to back World War Champs. And that really made me well up with
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national pride. Uh, anything like that? Really cool. No, nothing like that. But that is really cool. Yeah.
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So. Uh, is my shirt says I'm was stupid. But.
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Uh, we kind of teed that up for him, didn't we, Tony? Yes, sir. Uh, Kevin.
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Man. Same question going over to you. Uh, what is what is the 4th of July mean to you personally? It
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was such a simple but, uh, deep answer from Tony They're saying freedom. How about you, my friend?
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I was, I always take the time to, you know, take that, you know. Most of us as Americans to take
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this, you know, take our freedom for granted. You know, we're, you know, we're we're born into this.
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You know, this. This is the only thing we know. You know, and then I sit back and I think of the, you
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know, people that come over here the right way, the legal way. You know, that actually, you know, this is
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a dream of theirs to come over here. Like we have Cypress drivers that have left their their home
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countries that come live over here because we have stuff that they don't. And, you know, 4th of
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July just reminds me, you know, you know, that most of us take, take our freedoms and what we have
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really for granted. Yeah. It's true. We just we just think it's, you know, just a way of life. And
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there's plenty of countries that it's not a way of life. You know, I, I, I was thinking about that
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the other day when I heard there was a guy from London talking about he was visiting for the
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World Cup, and he said he was in a Walmart and he's in a Walmart looking around for something he
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can't find it in. A random lady walked up to him and said, hey, can I help you? And she wasn't
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working there. She's just a patron. She said, can I help you find something? Um, you look lost. And the
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guy says, at first I was so apprehensive because I'm from London and in London, if a random person
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walks up to you to talk to you, that's a distraction. Rob scenario. Almost every single time
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the person that's talking to you is trying to grab your attention so that somebody behind you
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can pick your pocket or take something out of your bag, or whatever the case may be. Uh, I was
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amazed to hear that, because I don't think of London as a place like that. I've never been. But I
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also think, you know, you think of some of the more refined areas in the world, and London kind of
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starts to get to the top of that list. It doesn't sound like that. That's one thing that the
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Europeans are all, uh, pretty taken aback by is how friendly we are as Americans and how much we're
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willing to just walk up and have a random conversation. It kind of goes to what you're
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saying. You take that type of stuff for granted because it's just what you've always known as an
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American. Mhm. And when why not celebrate it with a pig missile in one hand and a cold beer in the
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other, right. I mean, is there anything more American that we could do. Oh. Oh I love that
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answer, man I love it. It really is something that we do take for granted. And, uh, I guess this is the
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time of year that we should sit back and really enjoy those freedoms. And what says freedom more
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than setting off some bombs at a lake somewhere? I mean, there really is nobody that does it better
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than us, you know? Yep. Number one, number one country in the world. No question about it. For my
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mind. Uh, fellows, I'm going to ask you one last fun one here before I let you get back to it. I know
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you're both busy. We've been going for a little under 40 minutes here, and I appreciate every
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second that we get with you guys. But you got a job to do. I'm. I'm not, uh, I'm not blind to that
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fact. So I've had some really fun answers in the past to this question. And, uh, you know, you
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can take it as seriously as you want to. Um. I hope that you don't say your truck. That's the only
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thing I'll say. I hope you don't say your truck when I ask you. Kevin, I'll start with you. What is
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your favorite thing that explodes? Favorite thing that
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explodes? I mean, stuff that I've blown up when I was a kid. I'd have to say just blowing
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up, you know, sticking fireworks or something under a beer bottle or glass bottle and just watching
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just disintegrate would be fun. Yeah. Yeah, I. Feel that still is. Still
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is. But do not try that at home. Wink, wink. Right. Yeah. Yep. Okay. That's a good one.
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One party we took, we would take. Uh, well, one of my brother's got these, uh, waterproof in 80s said, oh,
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you know, you could throw these in the water, and now they're, you know, they'll still go up. No,
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that's that's impossible. Because once you think of fire and water, it's going to go out. Oh, you
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throw them in the water and they Well, of course we had the bright idea. Well, what if we stuck it
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in a beer bottle and threw the beer bottle in the pool? What would happen? And believe it or not, the
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beer bottle or the beer bottle would not explode unless there was water in the bottle. If we threw
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it in there empty, it wouldn't break. Huh? I'm sure there's some science behind that somewhere. It's
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way over my head. But that's. That's interesting. The ones we threw in empty, they didn't. They
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didn't explode. But if we put water in it, threw it in there, they would shatter. And then my brother
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one, the brother with the apartment where he was staying at, he was getting mad because we were
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busting beer bottles in his apartment pool. But yeah, I could see that kind of ruins the fun of
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the pool party. At least the pool aspect, right? Uh. That's great. Tony
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coming to you next, man. Favorite thing that explodes? Well, first, I think we should contact. I
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don't know if the MythBusters even still is in syndication, but that sounds like something that
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we should give to those guys to. Yeah. Why? Water in the beer bottle. I mean, it kind of
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sounds like Kevin's already myth. Busted it, to be honest with you. But I would love to see somebody
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that knows the science talk about it, that's for sure. Yeah, that'd be cool. I always like grouping
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4 or 5 mermaids together, lighting them and then putting them in the mailbox. I thought you
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said you were more angelic. Whose mailbox are you blowing up on? Neighbors. I never
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put glass at the bottom of a pool. Oh, well, thank you. Thank you for that. You did commit a federal
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crime when you blew up a mailbox. But, hey. Hey, he's right. He's breaking laws. I'm just breaking
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rules again. Want to take this moment to say, do not try this at home? This was a
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long time ago. We've we've, um. We've made penance for our sins. Right, fellas? I'm sure some kind of
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karma came back and got you for that, right, Tony? Yes, yes. Karma always gets. You. It always does. It
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always does. Uh, fellas, this has been a lot of fun. I can't thank you enough. You guys both jumped in
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here with me on short notice to get this episode done, and, uh, we've got a good one here. It's been a
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great conversation. As always. We're going to give you some time here to share your final thoughts.
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And, uh, this one is a little bit of a special Final Thought segment because it's a chance for
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you not only to wish America happy. 250 uh, but to talk a little bit about, uh, you know, any any
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family, friends, anything like that, that means something to you as we celebrate our freedoms and
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our independence, uh, on this great Independence Day? Um, so final thoughts from you guys here on
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our 4th of July special. Tony, we'll start with you. First and foremost. Thanks again for the time.
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Thanks for joining me on short notice. It's been fun. As always. It has, um, pig muscles.
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I love it. You guys spread it like wildfire. Okay. I've given you permission. I want every Cypress
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driver to refer to the hot dog as the pig missile from here on out. Oh. It will. My. My
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real first experience with 4th of July is I actually got to see the Freedom Train of 76. They
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let out school. We all walked down to the tracks, the railroad tracks, and watched the Freedom Train
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go by in 1976. I thought that was super cool, but my shout out not just my
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two sons, but anybody that has a loved one, a family member that served. That's a great shout
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out, man. That's a that's a great shout out. And so that the the Freedom Train that you're talking
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about there, that was America's 200th birthday right? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's cool. That's cool man.
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So you've got you've been here. What was America's 150th birthday like? I wasn't. There,
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Kevin. I figured you would take that one for me, but you weren't saying it, so I had to take it. I
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let I let that one go. I was I was trying to think of my final thought. Oh, man.
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Thanks for thanks for playing ball with me, Tony. You know, I'm just messing with you. Yes I do. Yeah,
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I missed that one. Oh, great stuff there, Tony. And listen, I appreciate it taking the time to, uh, to
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thank every those veterans and the families of veterans. You know, there's a lot of people that
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won't get to spend time with their family members this year because they're out defending our
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freedoms or their family is out defending our freedoms. So, uh, that's pretty poignant of you, man.
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And and once again, uh, tell your sons from the Cypress Truck Lines podcast here, all of us
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involved. Thanks for their service. It means a lot. I sure will, thank you. Thanks for joining us today,
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Tony. Kevin, you've been thinking about your final take here. Uh, thanks again for joining us on short
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notice. Really appreciate it. Had a lot of fun with you here today. Final thoughts before we let you
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get back to CTC now? Same thing I have to say. You know, a big shout out. Thank you to the people who
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make our freedoms possible. And you know, freedom isn't free. Someone's got to pay the price. And the
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guys on the front line, you know, kids can't be more selfless than that. So shout out the wind
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and blow. Happy birthday to this great country that we are so fortunate and blessed to call home.
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Great stuff there Kevin. Thank you guys so much for joining us. Happy two 50th America. We'll be
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right back here to wrap it up on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. So get your pig missiles
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ready because nothing is going to go better with the outro to this episode than a nice, uh, slightly
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charred pig missile. I'm telling you, if you're boiling these things, you're doing it all wrong.
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Thanks, fellas. We'll talk to you soon. Thanks, Marcus. Thank you.
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Hats off to Kevin and Tony for joining us for such a fun interview. Uh, the pig missile has found
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its way into the Cypress Truck Lines fleet, and you guys are going to hear about it a lot. I'm
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telling you right now, uh, there's nobody that's listening to this podcast that hasn't already
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adopted it. And when you go to your cookout over the 4th of July weekend and you say, somebody
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throw a pig missile on the grill for me, they're gonna know exactly what you're talking about
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without you having to explain it. There's really nothing else that could be a pig missile. Okay, um,
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so remember it. Spread it like wildfire. It's. It's in the dictionary now. Or at least the one that I
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wrote, which it only has a few words in it. So don't look to learn anything right yet, but we're
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adding to it all the time here on the Cypress Truck Lines podcast. So once again, uh, big thanks
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to, uh, Tony and Kevin. Uh, and again, I will say just to make sure that we've said it enough. Do
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not try any of that at home. Uh, this is what it used to be like. That's not what it's like anymore.
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There's a lot more red tape involved in the fireworks world than there was when we were kids.
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And I don't like to date myself like that, but, you know, I've already said it in this podcast. I'm 41
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years old, and even 20 short years ago, things were quite a bit different. Um, and then you start
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talking about back in the 70s and the 80s. Well, it's amazing that so many of us have all ten
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fingers and all ten toes, or we have all of our eyebrows or facial hair, because let me tell you,
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it got wild. Uh, back back in those days, for sure. But I told you I was going to bring you some
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stats here to close out the show. I love coming to a good, like, dripping with American Pride
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statistic. You know me, I love my stats and info, but these ones are so specific to the 4th
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of July celebration and I just can't believe them. These really paint the picture for you on. Why?
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Nobody does it better than America. Okay, how about this? Let's start right out with pig missiles. How
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many of them? How many do you think? Well, let me tell you. On the 4th of July alone. Just
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that day. Not the week surrounding it. Not the fact that we've been kind of talking about America's
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250th birthday for, like, a month now, Americans will eat roughly 150
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million pig missiles on Independence Day alone. That is enough
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to stretch from Washington, D.C. to Los Angeles more than five times. And you
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think I did the math on that, huh? That stat comes directly from hot dog.org. I
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didn't even know of such a place, but I am going to submit a strongly worded letter and ask them
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to treat to please change their their domain name to pig missile. Because I think they'd get a lot
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more traffic. But that's just me. You wonder what that breaks down to. I already told you it would
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stretch from DC to LA five times over. Well, this is the real stat that'll impress you. Okay? Because
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when you think of a pig missile, you think, you know it's going to take you a few minutes to eat
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it, right? You got to take bites. You got chew, you got to swallow. Make sure we're not choking. Maybe
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wash it down with your favorite beverage of choice. But 150 pig missiles in one day breaks
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down to 818 pig missiles per second between Memorial Day and Labor
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Day. Americans will consume about 7 billion pig missiles. So 150
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million is one heck of of a number to reach on one day. But if you take Memorial
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Day to Labor Day and the 7 billion hot dogs that we as Americans will put back, that's 818
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hot dogs or pig missiles, if you will, every second of every day between Memorial Day and
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Labor Day. I'll tell you if if something on this show has ever earned a round of applause, I think
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it's that stat right there. 818 a second from Memorial Day to Labor Day. That is
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red, white and blue. If I've ever seen anything that's red, white and blue. Uh, how about this?
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Americans will spend nearly $9 billion on the 4th of July for
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food alone. 8.9 billion is the official estimate. But I like that 9 billion. I'm
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a big round numbers guy. Now. That includes burgers, pig missiles, potato salad, baked beans, watermelon,
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and enough chips to bury a small town. Uh, I got that stat from WalletHub. And,
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um, let me tell you, it's really kind of poignant when you think about it. And also, all joking aside,
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you got to think about truck drivers impact on that, right? None of that $8.99 billion
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worth of food gets to us as. As normal everyday four wheel in Americans. If a truck driver doesn't
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move it first. So hats off to all of the 3 million truck drivers that get our goods where they need
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to be in this great nation. Now, you might ask if we're going to spend. 9 billion on food. I kind of
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got to wonder how much we're going to spend on booze because, hey, people like to get a little bit
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rowdy when they're celebrating America's birthday, and that's one of the freedoms that we enjoy. I
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will say this be safe. Okay? Consume responsibly. Make sure you're not driving. We don't want
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anybody's career to end over a night where you had too much fun. Uh, but Americans will spend
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about $4 billion on beer and wine for the 4th of July alone. George Washington
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would approve. That's all I can say. Look it. Don't kid yourself. The founding fathers were were
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drinking whiskey back in the day. And without that whiskey they might not have ever had. Sit down and
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have the conversation about no taxation without representation. And we can do this better across
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the pond. So I'm just saying that's a stat that would make your forefathers proud. How about this
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$2.8 billion will be spent on things that go boom. Americans will spend
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2.8 billion on fireworks this year. That's actually more than four times what we spent
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at the turn of the century, which isn't surprising at all. But hey, the industry is kind of on fire
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right now. Pun intended. Um, especially this time of year, man, you start to see them pop up. It's always
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one of my favorite times in the summer, when you're cruising around in June and you start to
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see those big striped tents go up all over the place and parking lots across this country. And
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kids eyes start to get big because they know sooner or later, mom and dad are going to stop at
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that tent and we're going to load up the car with all the entertainment we're going to need for the
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4th of July. It's exciting. I love this time of year. How about this the 2026 Macy's 4th
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of July celebration in New York. Plans to launch 85,000 fireworks shows during
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its display alone. 85,000 shells in one performance in
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one city. It's pretty mind blowing. You start to couple that with all of the other big
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metropolitan cities that will put on their own gigantic firework display, and then you
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extrapolate from there all of the people that just love this holiday, and they're going to go
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out and spend 500 or 1000 bucks to load up their camp trailer or whatever they're in, and then
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they're going to go out and put on their own display. I just would love to know. I couldn't find
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any stats about how many fireworks will be set off in total, but let me tell you, it's a lot.
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If they're going to do 85,000 in New York alone. You can bet you were creeping up into the
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millions of fuzes lit for the 4th of July alone. Now, America's firework industry relies
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heavily on trucking every summer, as you might have imagined. The American Pyrotechnics
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Association even receives special federal trucking exemptions around July 4th,
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because moving fireworks become such a massive nationwide operation, that's pretty cool. I did not
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know that until I found that stat from American Pyro. Com, which had sounds like a metal band to me,
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but it's actually where the pyro technicians gather, and that's kind of their spot. Um, it's kind
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of cool website if you're into that type of thing. I would go check it out. 86% of Americans will
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celebrate in some way, shape or form over the 4th of July. That's what. That's what they say. 86% say
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they will celebrate. That, to me, means it's probably it could be even more than that because
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some people are just, you know, maybe they're just being jerks about it. No, I don't like this country.
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I'm not going to celebrate. But sure enough, we'll catch you out on the porch with a pig missile in
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your pocket. Watch on the fireworks show. That sounds like a celebration to me. And of course,
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we've got the people that say they're going to celebrate, but just stay home. Hey, I consider that
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celebrating in your own way. If you'd like to just get a pizza and stay in for the night. Heck, man,
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it's hot out there. I understand that, but 86% is a pretty good clip. I like it, I
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think we can do better. I think we can get to 90% next year, but we'll see. Like I said, it's the
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250th birthday. It's a pretty good time to well up with national pride. This one is a little bit of a
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morbid stat, but one that I think is very poignant when you think about it. Three American presidents
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have actually died on July 4th, and not because of a misguided bottle rocket. Thomas Jefferson and
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John Adams both died on July 4th, 1826, exactly 50 years after the
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Declaration of Independence, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Five years later in
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1831. Three founding area or three excuse me. Founding era presidents.
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All. On the 4th of July. I mean, if that's not patriotic, I don't know what is. Give me the big
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stars and stripes top hat and the long stars and stripes trench coat. I'm gonna stand up on top of
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the mountain and scream, happy birthday, America. I mean, and and also rest in peace to our founding
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fathers there. But, uh, kind of a, like I said, a little bit morbid, but also a very interesting
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stat. And finally, we're turning 250. Can you believe it? 250 years in this great
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nation, the biggest number of all, really, only one generation gets to celebrate America's
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bicentennial. Only one generation gets to celebrate America's 250th birthday. And that's
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us. Okay, pretty cool stuff when you break it down to brass tacks. So this weekend, whether you're
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watching fireworks, grilling pig missiles, haul and freight, spending time with family, or just
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enjoying a cold drink on the porch. Remember that 250 years ago, a bunch of stubborn Americans
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bet everything on an idea called freedom. Today, 150 million hot dogs, billions of
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dollars in fireworks, and 340 million Americans later. I'd say that that bet
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paid off. Thanks for joining me here on our special 4th of July episode, as we celebrate
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America's 250th birthday. The number one thing I want you to take away is be safe, as always.
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And I'm talking if you're driving. If you're out there hauling, you know I'm going to tell you to
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be safe. If you're lighting off fireworks, keep a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher around. All
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right. We over here on the West Coast tend to burn down this time of year. So take the firework
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safety seriously. You don't want to be stomping out a bush like Kevin was talking about. uh, that
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that can go bad really fast and be safe with your consumption. I'm not going to tell you how many
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pig missiles to have that's on you, but if you're, uh, if you're imbibing a little bit this weekend,
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you're having some beer. In the spirit of America, uh, I understand we're all going to do it, but
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let's be safe out there again. We don't want one fun night to ruin a career and such a great
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career at that. A career that actually makes it possible for America to grow to its next
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250 years. Once again, thank you all for for joining me today. Be safe out there. Happy
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250th America. This is the Cypress Truck Lines podcast signing off.